What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Having driven down kingsland road today, it appears the latest fad for the young fashionable human is to ride a bike (any bike) slowly along the road whilst operating a mobile device.
It's quite the farrago of stupidity, but I guess the importance of instagraming a blurry pic of the bloke who just walked out in front of you, or posting your latest twatbook status whilst getting your front wheel taken out by a minicab is an important business.

There's definitely a byelaw in that area which states you must ride a bicycle without touching the handlebars.

Resistance is futile.

Resistance is futile.

That as well. Because most of them seem to be riding fixed on flat pedals with no brakes

You're just jealous because you don't have the mad skillz to make the street your velodrome.

Well, people seem intent on turning velodromes into the street, so I may have to!

yeah that's exactly what he meant.

It's Oliver, I don't care what he meant.

Multigrooves just made a post then deleted it.

Multigrooves just made a post then deleted it.

Reported.

There was a guy on camden road on thursday riding on a brught orange with deep v wheels, ss no brakes with bmx pedals feet on floor skidding to stop

Idiot

There was a guy on camden road on thursday riding on a brught orange with deep v wheels, ss no brakes with bmx pedals feet on floor skidding to stop

Idiot

So, like 50% off the bmx population?

^^

amateur.

I use the hood of my rapha transfer jacket as a small parachute to bring me to a gentle, but casually elegant, inertia.

It's Oliver, I don't care what he meant.

Resistance is futile.

The Guardian noticing that hipsters are cretins:

http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/oct/07/cat-marnell-drugs-addict-destructive?cat=world&type=article

Even thinking about Cat Marnell makes me unbelievably angry, like, frothing with hatred.

Having driven down kingsland road today, it appears the latest fad for the young fashionable human is to ride a bike (any bike) slowly along the road whilst operating a mobile device.
It's quite the farrago of stupidity, but I guess the importance of instagraming a blurry pic of the bloke who just walked out in front of you, or posting your latest twatbook status whilst getting your front wheel taken out by a minicab is an important business.

There's definitely a byelaw in that area which states you must ride a bicycle without touching the handlebars.

The larger the mobile device the more hipster points you get right ?

i had to take a boris bike from haggerston to old street on friday.

Lost all my hipster points in less than 10 minutes

Even thinking about Cat Marnell makes me unbelievably angry, like, frothing with hatred.

Sorry. I should have known that would be the general feeling.

This thread has been quiet lately.

Why do hipsters love triangles so bloody much? It's the only explanation for the popularity of alt-j.

Reminds me of this

http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/2011/aug/02/missing-inflatable-island-secret-garden

"To the best of anyone's knowledge, it is right now floating somewhere above the Czech Republic"

Looks like a secret too.

Festivals >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Almost as bad a MOS compilations.

http://www.fastcodesign.com/multisite_files/codesign/imagecache/slideshow-large/slideshow/2012/10/1670998-slide-acid-palm-side-1024x1024.jpg