What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

My flight to Berlin this morning is about to replace Brick Lane as Hipster central. Jesus Christ!

On that note, this didn't make me want to kill people.
Cher Lloyd - Want U Back (US Version) - YouTube

Why is she sitting in the diner in her underwear? No wonder he dumped her.

But I agree with you, while it's solid gold shit, it's fairly catchy.

It's total crap and while it may be 'catchy' by today's standards, it's not catchy at all. You just want it to be because the airwaves/bitstreams are full of 100% untalented people like her.

(I lasted until about two lines into the 'chorus'.)

my teeth hurt watching that

It's total crap and while it may be 'catchy' by today's standards, it's not catchy at all. You just want it to be because the airwaves/bitstreams are full of 100% untalented people like her.

Little bit judgemental there Oliver?

Sounds like "back in my day we had proper music" that every generation suffers from (me included).

Surely catchy is subjective, and your opinion is no more valid than that of anyone else.

Malarky for Globe on Vimeo

I went to listen to Kreayshawn's latest track, expecting it to be awful. But I'm ashamed to admit it's grown on me.

Kreayshawn - Summertime feat. V-Nasty - Pseudo VHS Video - YouTube

Oh gawd. i kinda like that.....

Good, it's not just me then.

Its not bad but it's a total fluke, all of the rest of her stuff is so crap.

^^ i like Malarkys stuff. not in to the bike but like his characters

so did i..

Don't get your knickers in too much of a twist guys, this stuff is for eleventeen year olds.

On that note, this didn't make me want to kill people.
Cher Lloyd - Want U Back (US Version) - YouTube

is she constipated? what's with the 'nnnnnnnnnnn' every 10 seconds?

"I could look at a photo of a cat if I wanted to"

:)

Its not bad but it's a total fluke, all of the rest of her stuff is so crap.

It was all right till she started singing.

One reason it aint too bad is the absence of her saying nigga non stop.

Parody surely, and not even a particularly convincing one.

Well duh. Its written by Vice. They have been trolling the world of print since day 1.

Not even a parody, unfortunately. She's honestly that bad.

^ Just skim read that. If there are people like that around. I'm building a bunker and buying tinned food until they die off.

Not even a parody, unfortunately. She's honestly that bad.

This. She's an awful human being. Would love a weekend in her company.

This. She's an awful human being. Would love a weekend in her company.

I'd take 10 minutes and a claw hammer, personally.

p.s. excellent avatar

I'd take 10 minutes and a claw hammer, personally.

p.s. excellent avatar

Merci.

10 minutes/a weekend. It's all relative.

I would absolutely wear the jersey on the right and the chap's shoes... but I'd wear them while actually going along.... on a bike and I'm old enough to have worn that look first time round (not that I did as I was not that into bikes when I was a lad) so no irony there, just oldness.

However I would of course soon see all those jokers flayed with a flaming flail and dipped in vinegar.

That quilted jacket on the left is sharp especially with the cataract sunnies.

dude thats my vitus

'How To Wield A Pump'.