What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Nope, The Haggerston on Kingsland Rd.

How rare.

This, also carrying a bike over your left shoulder is a quick way to ruin your nice suit you bell.

There's probably no oil on the chain. :)

What's his outfit got to do with it?? He can wear the fuck he wants and ride what the fuck he wants. dick statement

Yes and other people can say what the fuck they want. What a wonderful world

That is the natural feeling from riding a leader.

Pretty sure that isn't the feeling I have, personally, at all.

apologies if reee but who cares...

I wish more pseudo-djs would do one person gigs only. For themselves.

apologies if reee but who cares...

What a fuckin slit!

Bright times!

I was referring to the below post.

No offence intended to anyone. I just meant you don't normally see guys like him with straight barred, no grip-ped and white chained brakeless fixies. It was an observation, and a pretty thoughtless one, so sorry, I guess (I won't pretend I don't think your rebuke was a little harsh)

If I saw this at my local I would walk over and kick the table on principle.

...and he looks like a tool.

If I saw this at my local I would walk over and kick the table on principle.

goddamn combobreaker

Fuckin hell tough crowd, if he was crate digging with a portable player in Honest Johns would he still attract your ire?

OK maybe not Honest John's but my point stands

Put your bike down you fucking cunt.

The reason he's carrying it, is that 'form follows function' is a Bauhaus adage, and that bike has white tyres.

If it were some ordinary scrote that was riding a white tyred brakless with no foot retention, then whatevs - but an architect? What are his buildings like?

Is Honest Johns still around?

apologies if reee but who cares...

Strutter - Dj vermins - YouTube

I hate to disappoint but this is not what architects look like.

You are, of course, correct he would be wearing a black turtle neck:

and be driving a saab

Funniest thread. I should come here more often.

Do architects have turtle necks appropriate to their skill level, like karate enthusiasts, so you are only allowed to wear a black one if you are really good and students are only ever allowed to wear white ones?

All of these jokes have been made in SP's presence before ...

I've just found a photo of SP in a roll next jumper, so that's almost there

a roll next jumper

Phone text prediction?