What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

He invented them because nobody else really skates freestyle. He's all on his own. Actually that doesn't apply to all that list, but there's no doubting his contribution. Seems like a sound chap too.

Yep, Rodney all the way.

Nobody know, but its provocative!

Gets people GOIng..

Have to make room for Penny and Rowley...

"What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."

.

*Here’s a list of the tricks that he created:

Rodney Mullen Skateboarding Tricks Invented:
Flatground Ollie
Godzilla Rail Flip
540 Shove-it
50-50 Saran Wrap
Helipops (360 Nollie)
Gazelles
No Handed 50-50 Kickflip
Heelflip
Double Heelflips
Ollie Impossible
Sidewinders
360 Flip
360 Pressure Flip
Casper 360 Flip
50-50 Sidewinders
One footed Ollie
Backside 180 Flip
Ollie Nosebones
Ollie Fingerflip
Airwalks
Frontside Heelflip Shove-its
Switch 360 Flips
Helipop Heelflips
Kickflip Underflip
Casper Slides
Half Flip Darkslide
540 Double Kickflip
Caballerial Impossible
Half-cab Kickflip Underflip
Handstand flips
Rusty slides
Kickflip*
Trollflip

Skating God!

It's all essentially dancing around a piece of wood with wheels on it isn't it?

no.

You didn't see what I did there.

Skating God!

Repped

Skating God!

Been listening to this band, CocoRosie. The music sounds great but after looking them up I don't know what to think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ7If9FP9_E

Their cover of Damien Jurado's Ohio is one of the worst pieces of fucking abysmal shite passing as music that I've ever had the misfortune to listen to. Their other stuff might be alright though.

^ ^ I loved her in Kill BIll

"Anschlußflug"

"Volksgemeinschaft"

I don't get either reference.

That's because your German :-)

...And because there wasn't any :-(

It's all essentially dancing around a piece of wood with wheels on it isn't it?

More like getting the piece of wood to dance under you.

Fuck yeah menswear

“the perfect book for the fashionistos who love to ridicule hipster fashion, always flip to the ‘Look Book’ page of New York Magazine first, and spend their lunch hour secretly trolling Gilt for the latest sales."

^

i'm thinking of joining a gym, i'm totes going to buy some new balances if i do. possibly some of the British ones.

Little update from the worlds most nauseating 'bloggers'!

http://www.louderthansilence.com/

they look a bit sick

Everything on their blog comes highly recommended.

Popped into Tokyo Fixed at lunchtime.. There's a mile long queue for Supreme for some reason.. Hipster fucking central...

"I was in the queue when it was just a line dude..."

Yeah they're releasing a load of shit today, including T-shirts with Kate Moss's fucking nothing face on them. That counts as hot shit in dickheadland. People literally camped outside last night. Anyone got any mustard gas?

fml...

Little update from the worlds most nauseating 'bloggers'!

http://www.louderthansilence.com/

AAarrghh, just saw their post about hampstead heath and the SA. Get the fuck out of my area and local boozer you fucking cunts.
Im going to stake out my endz now to make sure you dont come back.

Ive killed before!

Someone should tell them that 'Louder than Silence' doesn't actually mean anything.