What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

HA!

Wank article though...

http://newyork.timeout.com/articles/features/4840/why-the-hipster-must-die

also written 2.5 years ago

oh shit, sorry didn't realise that....

Ha!

also written 2.5 years ago

So, is he dead yet?

also written 2.5 years ago

probabaly the funniest thing about it all.

Whilst googling 'hipster fight' I found this, repost?

The future. Sausage anyone?

Dishy

No matter how much I look at that picture, I still can't understand why he's such a tool.

I hate his mate's ironic stash creeping in on the right.

I hate his mate's ironic stash creeping in on the right.

Ironic looking haircut too

That picture makes me want to vomit. Who the fuck can think thats cool?

good beard though.

Every time mine gets that full I start nibbling at the tash while watching telly and feck it up*.

(*unfortunatly not a euphemism)

I hate his mate's ironic stash creeping in on the right.

Paul Bearer?

That picture makes me want to vomit. Who the fuck can think thats cool?

Its not cool or masculine, thats why its cool and masculine?

I think it's great! He looks like a funny clown! This could only ever be conceived of as stylish in some trendy dive bar... imagine walking into a Wolverhampton British Legion in that get up!

"I know I look ridiculous, I've gone out of my way to dress like this. The big cat above my sternum was the only real commitment but it's working out great so far... just look how smug I look".

i reckon that beard is hiding a chin that would put herman munster to shame.

That picture makes me want to vomit. Who the fuck can think thats cool?

We haven't too many of his ilk, here in Helsinki (at least I think so), but, really, tell me:

Do those guys get all the ladies?

PS. Check the positioning of his friend's hands...

I'd be impressed if he got fucking anything at the end of the night dressed like that.

You'd have to be serioulsly pissed to want to take that home and still have to check in the morning to see what sex he is.

Why do people have to push 'fashion' to the extremes in an attempt to out-do everyone else, is there something I don't understand?

Whilst googling 'hipster fight' I found this, repost?

what the fuck were you looking for hipster fight? Were you hoping its like bum fights but in tight jeans hey Mr Sore-i have something in my - throat?!?!?!

Where was it taken? My money is on Dalston.

He's thinking Shaguar. Everyone else is waitng for him to leave.

Was just going to say the same thing. Christ, i want those shoes.

I haz some!

That picture makes me want to vomit. Who the fuck can think thats cool?

Dude, that is cool.

Where was it taken? My money is on Dalston.

He'd probably be bum raped in Dalston, wearing that...
Wait a minute... it has to be in Dalston then!!!

Yah like lets totally like go down to some run down building somewhere in east london and have like a party like that would be so like uber cool omg i might dye my hair a different colour from my beard would that be ironic? i saw some guy like that in Vice shall we take our fixie bikes i dunno if i can do mad skidz in these shorts omg omg omg

I hate his mate's ironic stash creeping in on the right.

The main hipster thing - I understand. He wants to be different and "stylish" by any means necessary. Craving for all the attention.

But his friend? His fucking ironic fringe, moustache and that fucking stupid watch. probably a jumper with embroidered deer.

Only retards and spastics who were styled against their will, tools and nerds who had a darkroom/Spectrum ZX playroom in the basement of their nan's house dressed like that.

They'd fit in well in Shoredtich (nerd band from the early 80s):