What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Paul Weller's face in that shot above is classic! It's that 'What can you facking do?' look of a right geezer!!

The fake (real?) tan is a bloody disgrace though, looks like a cab driver. 'What can you facking do?' indeed.

I just watched the xtranormal film with hipsters talking about cyclocross. Excellent.

Weller was only ever a crap facsimile of mod anyway, like Ocean Colour Scene's dad.

He was 20 years late. Just like the little kids nowadays who are into death metal, but use hair straighteners.

Weller was only ever a crap facsimile of mod anyway, like Ocean Colour Scene's dad.

mod is for bennys anyway, and racists.

and hipsters.

fucking scooters, vespas! yeah right, get a proper bike you pussies!

We they know how to dress themselves though.

good god! just kinda makes you glad you're not THAT stylish after all! and glad too!

well, at least Weller got himself togged in several cycling shirts in his early Jam and Style Council days, woolly ones too!

We they know how to dress themselves though.

As opposed to babies and the royal family?

As opposed to:

King Lizard?

Paul's daughter is gorgeous! Whew.

Damn son! I'd go underground and Jam that, til I get that spiritual feeling. Worddddd.

He was 20 years late. Just like the little kids nowadays who are into death metal, but use hair straighteners.

You can hardly call that. Most of the straightener scene kids don't listen to proper death, just scene-y bullshit like BMTH and Enter Shikari. It's just bad emo with faster guitars, shit little dances and a fashion scene.
I'm enjoying the current resurgence of NWBHM influencing bands. Check these motherfuckers out, they are the least hip, most awesome dudes ever.
Seriously, the intro is hilarious and the video is even better.

YouTube- White Wizzard - High Speed GTO

This is seriously old school in a BNWHM way. Good old days of Saxon and Iron Maiden :-)

YouTube- Sounds like Jeremy Clarkson - Saxondale - BBC comedy

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The real hipster would use this:

Hehehe x 1,000,000

They're selling them at H&M, not sure about british branches but yeah

Haha why's he got a courier bag on?

Because he's a fucking gimp.

Good answer.

But he's not a Hipster. Hipsters all dress the same tight jeans, plaid shirts etc, showing little individuality. He probably works in the fashion industry. And yes, I'm sad enough that I know the photo comes from the Sartorialist.

Looks like it's outside the Louvre on Rue Rivoli

Ah We missed it but there was a guy that came into pizza express the other night and wow. just wow.
He was the most stereotypical hipster i have ever set my bleddy eyes on

Does anybody know a guy I've seen walking down the Old St? Very very tall, with bleached pixie hair covering his face, short grey trench coat, skinniest jeans around etc. He is so tall, he looks like a stork given a hair dryer for Christmas.

Evolution of the Hipster 2000-2009, and yes, fixed-gear bikes do feature.

http://vimeo.com/7565870