What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Webcasting his arsehole?

Now there's an idea

Did you take that photo?

I saw the flat cap and for a second thought that it could be Prancer, then I realised that there is no pink piping/reflective logo on the turned up portion of those jeans, no subtle band round the left arm of the jersey, and that bike ain't titanium.

#denied

oh booboo

What the hell is that? Some sort of shit, old fashioned, giant iphone?

1st gen iFad....

Did you take that photo?

nah

he's in it. haha.

Why are these fashion people buying cheap shite from Topshop and H&M??

Today I am wearing rolled up jeans, desert boots and a canary yellow Hawaiian shirt. Deal.

Why are these fashion people buying cheap shite from Topshop and H&M??

fashionable austerity measures

Why are these fashion people buying cheap shite from Topshop and H&M??

All the money goes on drugs.

Not saying, just guessing.

Not saying, just guessing.

That's why you buy 2nd hand?

Because they spend stupid amounts of money on accessories.

Cunts

As opposed to those who spend on titanium Speedplay pedals...

Off top of my head that would be Dancing James, innit.

I decided to go for Crank Brothers Candy 2

Who needs titanium pedals when you can have ti spindle and alu platforms?

kris - wrong

stainless speedplays are a better compromise for durability

That's why you buy 2nd hand?

'2nd hand'? How very dare you.

You mean 'vintage'

Exactly, Vintáge avec Le Bendáge.

2 words. Is it a film?

"Dave H 4 Linda"