Bike Jacking... 'Yo Give Me That Whip You Fool'

First really warm day of the year has probably brought the cunts out of hiding in their shit-stained crack dens.

bang face?

Jeeeaysus. It's rough out there, eh?

Maybe 8 crack head werewolves?

fixedfreak (max) oh and they were all black im not just saying it because im racist or something

I got mugged once and the Policeman who came to take my statement offered to drive me round the estates looking for them. He kept stopping at groups of black kids "Was it them" to which I'd reply "No, as I said last time they were ALL WHITE!"

tallsam I got mugged once and the Policeman who came to take my statement offered to drive me round the estates looking for them. He kept stopping at groups of black kids "Was it them" to which I'd reply "No, as I said last time they were ALL WHITE!"

Yeah but was it them ?

;P

fixedfreak (max) oh and they were all black im not just saying it because im racist or something

No! I am not saying you are racist ! Just picking up on something we all seem to do ! :)

true

tallsam [quote]fixedfreak (max) oh and they were all black im not just saying it because im racist or something

I got mugged once and the Policeman who came to take my statement offered to drive me round the estates looking for them. He kept stopping at groups of black kids "Was it them" to which I'd reply "No, as I said last time they were ALL WHITE!"[/quote]lol, I got the crap kicked out me by 4 guys, I went to the police station to report it and the copper (who was black) said "...was it black lads?" I said "..nah 2 white lads a black lad and an asian lad" ..a big grin cracked over his face and he said "ha! well at least it wasnt racially motivated..eh!..eh! ..ha!" lol I prob would have laughed if my ribs didnt hurt so much, I laugh about it now cause I suppose hes was right ;)

A discription ain't a racist slant, got my ear cut in half by a white kid, told the police he was white, my brother got mugged by a black kid, said he was black. Suppose saying wether they were male or female is bad aswell .What you meant to say?..a person did something....

"a person did something.."

Thank you very much for your stunningly detailed description sir, we'll have them apprehended in no time! :)

btw... bangface: what the fsck is neo-rave??

Simpson79 What you meant to say?..a person did something....

I mean to say that when relating the story to people here on this forum the colour of the assailant is irrelevant, that's all. :)

hippy btw... bangface: what the fsck is neo-rave??

Get with the shit grandad ! (and when you have can you email me with details of what neo-rave turns out to be)

tynan [quote]Simpson79 What you meant to say?..a person did something....

I mean to say that when relating the story to people here on this forum the colour of the assailant is irrelevant, that's all. :)[/quote]

What if you were mugged by the blue face group?

hippy [quote]tynan [quote]Simpson79 What you meant to say?..a person did something....

I mean to say that when relating the story to people here on this forum the colour of the assailant is irrelevant, that's all. :)[/quote]

What if you were mugged by the blue face group?[/quote]

It's just the blacks in disguise again. ;P

Blue is the new black..

Actually Tynan you sound a bit like the police would ask, when you say 'the colour of the assailant'

me "yes officer i got robbed by a 3ft blue man"
police "really ok young man this way to the maudsley"

Simpson79 Actually Tynan you sound a bit like the police would ask, when you say 'the colour of the assailant'

I would attempt a response if I knew what that sentence meant ?

fixedfreak (max) me "yes officer i got robbed by a 3ft blue man"
police "really ok young man this way to the maudsley"

Thats really colourist against blue puppets actually...how'd you know he's not deep purple?

No smoke on the water.. or fire in the sky..

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^you may be too young to appreciate that line max.
I'm 26 and I have no clue.