• Did you melt away?!?!
    Do tell!!!

  • ^^^ I was tired and not making any sense plus my sand free bed was beckoning!
    ^^ No diseases. 10 free days in Goa without Delhi belly - when you off to thailand?
    ^No melting, but I am brown.

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    Or India
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    Sign up. Its easy money and from my experience low risk.

  • Glad to have you back and safe!

  • When did you disappear?!?

    Repped. Did she catch a bit of sun then?

  • and polish people cant give directions for shit
    when i was a little lost, i asked him and he told me it was too far to cycle and so wouldnt tell me.
    for the record, max tried to rape me, but i escaped by punching him in the balls,
    i can only assume that now they are the size of melons.
    stick that on your CV

    Max's CV -

    Cunty Curryers - 1 week - sacked
    Evans cycles - 1 week - sacked
    Pub guide home - 1 day - punched in the balls

  • Shut up, Owen...

  • BTW Felix I sent you down King's Road towards Putney Bridge.... Dunno how you fucked that one up...

  • runs fingers over keyboard

  • Hmmm...

  • Joe...

  • Yes, Max... Something on your mind?

    waits for Dovvles

  • Fuck you...

  • Blow me...

  • yes. yes you did send me down the kings road.
    but the complete wrong fucking way.
    when i said 'i swear west is the oppostie direction' and you told me that i was wrong and to go the other way
    i see what everyone meant when they say never listen to max

  • Shut up, Felix...

  • +1...

  • +1...

  • Heheheh

  • bullies

  • never listen to max

    This is the correct attitude. I've had so many arguments with Max..."No, no, it's definitely 'x'".....a few minutes later after ignoring him and doing the opposite..."Oh...er..." (now followed by "when I was a courier, there was this other courier called 'X', great guy, who I worked with when I was a courier, and he said I should do it that way")

  • Jack, shut the fuck up!

  • Wasn't Max a courier for a week?

  • Wasn't Max a courier for a week?

    was it that long?

    or are you counting the days off he had before getting sacked too?

  • I think I was being kind.

  • Was Max a courier? He never said.

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