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• #5376
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• #5377
"you're a complete TIT!!"
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• #5378
vee vee, don't forget the straight arm maneuver!!
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• #5379
so, the bus story: jim, tika, guy and i were riding towards borough and the traffic was pretty busy and not going anywhere. the lights were red, there was a bus in front of us and traffic to the left. so we were slowing for the lights and whatnot in front of us. a bus comes right up close behind us and starts beeping the horn at us. where the fuck was he gonna go?? where the hell did he expect us to go? so as the lights change, jim sits right in front of him and starts riding real slow. bus driver gets pissed but cant go anywhere cos of the traffic. the rest of us carried on riding, and soon enough the bus comes haring past us with jim in quick pursuit. as it stops at the next bus stop, jim stops, opens the flap at the back & pushes the emergency engine stop! hahahaha. as he rides past the window the bus driver calls him a complete tit & jim rides off giggling. that bus driver was an absolute twat.
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• #5380
I must try to be more zen, it was such a quiet and lovely morning.
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• #5381
haha nice work JimBilly
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• #5382
Excellent. (though I seem to have had a good run of bus drivers recently - letting me out, waving me through etc.)
The other night a beemertwat barged me off the road going over Albert bridge. When I caught up with him at the lights, I gave his wing mirror a good slap gave him the finger and carried on.
He then gave chase, pulled in front of me, Sweeney-styley and started getting out of the car swearing and ranting. I pulled onto the pavement giving him a cheery wave. He then screeched up the street planning to cut me off further up, so I u-turned and headed back to the lights.
The nutter then did the same, so I had to do a little bit of an rlj and speed ahead through a bit of traffic, couple of turns, one way street and into a pub for a refreshing pint.
Fair got the adrenalin pumping.
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• #5383
Brilliant Jim! And well done ru for your escape.
Nice time last night, I feel like a bit of a regular down the pub now though, two nights in a row...good ride back with Vee and Jayjesus as well, Balham High Road spint-lap FTW; I rode them home because I wanted a ride, did a little 'Tour of Tooting' (only had to avoid one person leaning out of a car trying to pull me off my bike, but it was quite satisfying drifting sideways and seeing him reach further and further without getting close...), before heading home. Thanks :)
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• #5384
^^what!?
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• #5385
What?
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• #5386
That person trying to pull you off your bike... crazy...
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• #5387
Oh, yeah! I didn't really notice until he'd just gone past that he was leaning out of the window, but I could tell the car was close from the sound of the engine so I slid sideways a bit, looks like it was lucky I did!
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• #5388
courtesy of Duncan :D
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• #5389
Though I took the picture in time for that :P
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• #5390
brilliant, I am one of his disciples
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• #5391
You got the beard to boot Will, or shall I call you Bartholomew!?
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• #5392
Any of the DD lot going to make it out tonight?
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• #5393
so, the bus story: jim, tika, guy and i were riding towards borough and the traffic was pretty busy and not going anywhere. the lights were red, there was a bus in front of us and traffic to the left. so we were slowing for the lights and whatnot in front of us. a bus comes right up close behind us and starts beeping the horn at us. where the fuck was he gonna go?? where the hell did he expect us to go? so as the lights change, jim sits right in front of him and starts riding real slow. bus driver gets pissed but cant go anywhere cos of the traffic. the rest of us carried on riding, and soon enough the bus comes haring past us with jim in quick pursuit. as it stops at the next bus stop, jim stops, opens the flap at the back & pushes the emergency engine stop! hahahaha. as he rides past the window the bus driver calls him a complete tit & jim rides off giggling. that bus driver was an absolute twat.
That is something I've always wanted to do! Amazing.
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• #5394
I'm gonna be down tonight with some Mishka t-shirts (very late track day prizes) for sale to raise funds for the forum... £10 a piece... Got lots of the yellow one in different sizes (S-XL) and the Goblin horror shirts are all XL-3XL... Got a few green leopard-skin board shorts too... See ya later... Bargains to be had! :]
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• #5395
I'll be there tonight after a nice sports massage. I do not plan on hurting any busses this week, but with that said I never do.
See you all there.
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• #5396
ooh teenslain thoses look goooooooodd, see you guys about 8ish.
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• #5397
Meh. Out today after large w/e.
Well, maybe just a swift hair-of-the-dog sharpener on the way home.
OK - just the one then, go on.
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• #5398
I reckon I'll swing past on a 'break my Souths cherry' tonight. I'll see where it is and everything this time. As opposed to guessing (and failing) like I did a couple of weeks ago.
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• #5399
@temperx2 haha. Its not in Brixton, despite what the trustafarians tell ya.
I quite fancy it tonight. I always tell the Mrs I'm not going, then change my mind.
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• #5400
Come along Skully, I told mine the same thing this morning (have a dodgy stomach today) but reckon I'll change my mind before 6 pm.