South London Beers: Reboot - Last Thursday of the Month at The Prince Regent, Herne Hill, SE24

Sure mate. I'm going to go and sink one anyway, possibly mouth off to whoever's there about the stuck up rich buggers who's house I'm painting...

Well, that was a riot.

Oh dear :(

Ha, no actually it was nice to sit and read for a bit, I hadn't got a response on here so I knew it would be empty. I did see a really old guy with a long white beard who locked up his white hybrid, and actually asked him for a laugh if he was 'on here', he looked baffled, and I suggested we start an online forum together, and then he asked me to leave him alone.

Sorry man - made a very last minute detour at Waterloo, north to Regents park for some VERY cold windy laps before going home.
Would have posted if I'd had a chance before the office shut, but all been ridiculously manic today.

Ha, no actually it was nice to sit and read for a bit, I hadn't got a response on here so I knew it would be empty. I did see a really old guy with a long white beard who locked up his white hybrid, and actually asked him for a laugh if he was 'on here', he looked baffled, and I suggested we start an online forum together, and then he asked me to leave him alone.

Yep, Jonny can be like that sometimes

I was expecting someone to say

'That was tynan'

I have no idea who tynan is. Why do people say this?

Because tynan is everyone. A guiding hand, a loving and forgiving god. He is in everything and all of us. He is the Spirit Of The Forum, made manifest in man.
A friend of a friend knows a man who drinks with someone that actually met him once. Still refuses to talk about it, starts shaking whenever it's mentioned.

Definitely going back next week. I'll buy him a pint.

Make sure he doesn't try guide your hand and be in everything and all of you.

And don't, whatever you do, ask him what he'll do for £20

Or do, depending on how you want your night to go

I'm back in...

And don't, whatever you do, ask him what he'll do for £20

Long white beard / hybrid guy looked like he'd do almost anything.

Yup, that's Tynan...

Slightly creeped out by this conversation.

Tynan doesn't bother coming to South East Beers does he?

Lowercase t. Upper case is too young for boozing.

Fuck off, n0ob...

and souths was dead.

Zombie souths.

I blame the Prince Regent.

I thought Souths shut a while ago?

It's now just me and an old bloke on a hybrid. We have a great time.

Lies. Joe doesn't have a hybrid.

tynan is watching you from the naked old people flat opposite.