East Beers - Wednesdays - The Chesham Arms E9 6DU

I'm out. I'm in Bath as opposed to being in the bath.

Boys night it is...

There was a huge number of women there.
Kirth and Skydancer, for example, who both left early.

hahaha I still at least turned up!

hmmm and just found out I really have lost my oakleys :(

Don't think you were wearing them when you got to the pub.
Could be wrong though.

Nah, I wore them to work on Tues... realized when I got home I didn't have them. Figured I left them on the desk. Just remembered to look and they arn't here.

Arse.

There was a huge number of women there.
Kirth and Skydancer, for example, who both left early.

Were they wearing a skirt or make up? I think we should be told!

Speaking of makeup, I have a joke for you: Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they are ugly and they smell.

Ba dum tshhhh. Good work. I might join you chaps for a jar next week if you don't mind, didn't realise y'all drink so local in such a fine boozer.

There was a huge number of women there.
Kirth and Skydancer, for example, who both left early.

Right man!
Will drink you under the table next week:)

Which beautiful people are joining me tomorrow and which ugly bastards are dropping out as they've run out of paper bags?

I'll be there for a couple.

I probably won't make it as I have a work dinner to go to, and free steak and booze wins. Still, if they end early I'll see if I can swing by later.

I could be putting in an appearance. Possibly.

I might swing by for a late one, what time do you guys normally finish up?

Not me... meeting at 9pm grrr

Not me... meeting at 9pm grrr

And before 9pm? And what time does the meeting finish?

Might try and appear this week management permitting. ;)
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I can't make it tomorrow. Apologies.

There I was, atop the glorious Triumph Thruxton, waiting patiently at the red traffic light at the Bishopsgate - Camomile / Wormwood st crossroads, when some jamroll in a huge Mitsubishi pickup truck decides to ignore the red, and the motorcycle in front of him, and smashes into the back of me. No idea how, but at some point my left scaphoid snaps in two.

Ov ov ov!

Lucky you didn't have a top box. Did you travel far or did the bike take most of it?

Ov!

Only into the advance stop box, but then I dropped it. Damage is minimal but It's still an insurance job.

And before 9pm? And what time does the meeting finish?

I have another meeting 6pm - 7pm... so wouldn't really be able to get there.

It looks like a good day for it, for those who can actually make it.

David I shall have to put your drinking under the table offer on hold for a week.