No but I had my jaws round a dogs leg once and someone stuck their finger up my arse, soon stopped me! ;-)

Or twist their balls or a punch on the nose.

Gabes you dog is beautiful.

if its got its jaws on your arm how are you going to get your finger up its arse?

Someone else has to do it or you do a 'reach round'
I saw 3 dogs having a right old ruck the other day at the top of Brixton Hill and the two owners couldn't handle them, didn't have a fuckin clue what to do. It was really frightening actually, 3 massive mastiff/staff type dogs and two grubby little estate kids about 16, one of the owners was whacking one with his chain/lead as it's jaws sanks round the others neck, the other dog was just trying to grab it's legs...

I started sucking on my finger just incase, thought better of it though.

was that the same finger???

Yeah, and thumb

to summarise, dogs are thick and sometimes evil, cats are bastards but still preffered by the biking community

squag to summarise, dogs are thick and sometimes evil, cats are bastards but still preffered by the biking community

no, dog OWNERS are sometimes thick and evil. if properly trained and loved (aka, not abused and purchased just to show off to your mates), any breed of dog will make a fantastic companion.

I've got a scar under my eye from a well-behaved dog. I don't trust the fsckers.

cats all the way then

TheBrick(Tommy) I have read about problems with dogs especially pitbuls in America, the best solution people seem to have is ammonia or pepper spray and spray it at the dog.

Sound quite scary, I love dogs but if they are the big aggressive type and and decide they don't like you there is not alot you can do then that scare that fuck out of me.

the dog that bit me was a pure english bull dog, that my girl at the times ex had gotten her for x-mass. it did the lock jaw thing on my bare leg. i was not running, and did not have any pepper spray at hand, because i was occupied by the charms of the girl at the time.

after some research im fairly sure the dog that chased me was a grey hound...

gabes if you got chased by my dog, you'd love it

here he was as a pup

I like the way you've matched the collar to the eyes. Does it have a matching chain too? Think a white leather saddle would finish it off nicely.

i am thinking of that scene from American Flyers

i have it on DVD if you any of you want to borrow a Kevin Costner film ;)

hassanr [quote]squag to summarise, dogs are thick and sometimes evil, cats are bastards but still preffered by the biking community

no, dog OWNERS are sometimes thick and evil. if properly trained and loved (aka, not abused and purchased just to show off to your mates), any breed of dog will make a fantastic companion.[/quote]

+1,000,000

My Uncle had Rottweillers when I was a kid, as too did my best mate. Amazing dogs, soft as shite IF trained correctly - like all dogs
It's all the little fuckers that parade round with staffs and mastiffs that have them purely as a fashion accessory or as intimidation. Whenever I see a gang of kids in the street with these dogs I always try and make eye contact with the dog(s), then you ca ntell if it's approachable, then I normally try and stroke it/paly with it. Love the reaction of all these so called 'gangster kids' faces when they see their weapons on the street being reduced to rolling round on thier backs, tails wagging! Same at football matches, I love German Shepherds and I hate coppers so I always try and stroke a dog at a game. I love dogs, grew up with em and like to think I'm a bit of a dog whisperer!

can you teach me "dont fucking eat me, there is a slow moving child playing just over there for your lunch" in dog please

If unavoidable the following works quite well. It does, however, require balls and the acceptance of a certain amount of pain/damage.
It is a "cornered only" strategy which I have used, and although I ended up with a bit of scarring, I won.

Remember: Pain just tells you you’re damaged. It rarely reduces functionality.

So: If possible remove shirt/top (in a hurry) and wrap around your weak arm.
As mutt attacks feed it this tempting target, but as it bites force your forearm as far back in its jaws as you possibly can.

The canine (pointy) teeth are all at the front, also the neared you can get to the mandibular hinge the less leverage the mutt's jaw muscles can exert.

This takes a fair degree of balls and will hurt but you now have control of a thrashing dog. Its instinct is to hang on and shake so it will not let go.
Now the juicy bit and you have to be quick.

Grasp the top of said mutts head with your other hand, the natural position should put your thumb near one of its eyes (which eye depends on whether your left or right handed) using all your strength, and cyclists have disproportional high grip strength, force the thumb into mutly's eye.

Do this with even a moderate degree of force and you will dislodge the eye, penetrate the rear of the optic cavity and disrupt penetrate the brain. Which in a dog is not very big.

If you’re squeamish use less force.

Either way the pooch will loose interest in you very very quickly.

I stress this is a last resort strategy which I have used and is highly effective.
You will get a bit chewed, but it will be on your terms rather then the mutt's.

Toodle pip.

cornelius blackfoot [quote]TheBrick(Tommy) [quote]cornelius blackfoot ...So there's a white alsatian on my estate called sabre who has been trained to attack black people....

Wow. What a story, if I didn't know you I would not believe it. Sound like the stuff of legends.[/quote]

lol why would I make up a story like that, [/quote]

somebody alreay did the fiction!
there's a Sam Fuller film, I recall, about the very same thing.
white alsation trained to attack black folk.

it's not very glamorous , but for a short time there cornelius, you could say your like was "just like the movies" ;)

markrjohnson Bloody hell! Hope I never have to use that one!

i can't stand dogs. but then i like cats.

I like dags.

fatbloke [quote]big mummy smeear
why dont they tell us if the dog died or anything?????

Because we don't care?[/quote]
cock

@markj

all veganness aside, there is no way i would have the balls to do that

chris crash @markj

all veganness aside, there is no way i would have the balls to do that

You would be amazed at what blind fear can make you do.

It was the pooch or me.

Toodle pip.

What was going on that you were in that situation? Sounds like an interesting story

Suffice it to say:

I was doing something I shouldn't, with people you would not invite home to see mummy, in a place I didn't have any legitimate reason to be, but all for a good cause.

And the mutt's job was to try and stop us.

Toodle pip