Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Surely the wheels wouldn't spin right?

^ looks prototype, bit of machining and some of you fixie skidder types will be riding integrated stem brake setups in 2011 and onwards.

No room for knogs. Hipster fail.

Knogs should be placed on the forks. Everyone knows that.

probably a repost but I was just browsing my images and I was reminded how ghastly this thing really is

Knogs should be placed on the forks. Everyone knows that.

good point. Showing my age and lack of trendiness there.

Might be better to get a front spok and mount a knog or two on that....
hopes to have regained trendy points

a dream in design n ergonomics, lovely piece of stem, not

double denim?

double denim?

denim onesy

I ride through Longwall St almost everyday and its guaranteed that when I get to this junction leading on to the high street there will always be a gaggle of twats who have lurched so far over into the cycle lane that you can't use it.

Makes me itch when Chodorowski is spelled the Spanish way :-)

By the way, what's next? Just a peg through the stem? I'm sure my arse spreads out more that the standard 38mm trimmed risers. Where's the point of it - so they introduce even narrower cycling lanes?

denim onesy

He's an inmate powering his telly

brakes a bit useless then

He's an inmate powering his telly

Makes sence. Get them ued to riding while handcuffed. I get it now ;)

oooh! the Le Run!

I always wanted one of these:

http://sonic.net/~ckelly/Seekay/Excycle_01.jpgycle_01.jpg

http://sonic.net/~ckelly/Seekay/Excycle_03.jpg

^^chainbreaker, in the colour pic?

I can totally imagine him on one... :S

Looks like a good way to fucking kill yourself.

Holy fuck!

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

a dream in design n ergonomics, lovely piece of stem, not

I like the idea but I like this one better to look at. Both are at the wrong angle to be comfortable tho.

Can the Excycle be converted to fixed?

Coolest skidz ever, plus biceps of awesomeness.

and bigger breasts.

Everyone a winner.

good point. Showing my age and lack of trendiness there.

Might be better to get a front spok and mount a knog or two on that....
hopes to have regained trendy points

What's the forum life expectancy for anyone mounting knogs on their hubs for the spinny light effect?

Edit - I'm asking for a friend of course.

oooh! the Le Run!

I always wanted one of these:

Ha!! A dusty file pulled from the memory bank, thanks Balki. A friend (ex BMX world champ) was in the television commercial for these beauties. I had a few spins on one, they really are as wobbly as they look.