Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

They are quite clearly not track frames.

The pix look like Foffa has found a supplier to sell him generic Taiwan parts at full retail :-)

Seriously, probably assembled in Poland from said generic Taiwanese parts, which suggests that wage rates in Poland have fully caught up with rates in London's famous London

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Szymon Kobylinski
Uphagena 16
Gdansk, 80-237
PL

They are quite clearly not track frames.

Yeah, exactly. Fraudulent spec, the whole thing just stinks really!

£739? holy shit

Hsve they done the back wheel radial (looks to be no more than one cross) ?

Ha! Awful^

Why would they use them dropouts? cant think of an advantage, maybe they're going for that 'conversion look'

those dropout are the norms for singlespeed bicycle (Condor Tempo for instance), it's especially useful if you want to run mudguard.

Although the purple bike in picture is trying to be something else entirely.

this one seemed like a better buy than the purple nurple, still expensive though;

Seriously, probably assembled in Poland from said generic Taiwanese parts, which suggests that wage rates in Poland have fully caught up with rates in London's famous London

Strange. They are the official producers (Aussies):
http://www.ribbed.com.au/products/creme-bikes

From their website:
All Creme models are hand made and painted in Europe - So expect nothing but perfection!

I'm sure the whole brand had their European premiere during an expo in Poland. Polish company 7ANNA from Gdansk distributes them.

Pictures from Polish Cycling Expo. They are not bad, but look like something from the Current Project thread - like someone found an old frame, wiped out their credit card and went shopping to Tokyo Fixed Gear.

These bikes are boring.

couldn't help but laugh at how out of place the untouched seatpost looks...

Anti - fair enough but can't help thinking that back wheel would look awesome on something else

still falls into the "i really want to have a go even if it may kill me" category though, in my book anyway.

It will with those wheels on it.. (unless your stoker is already a ghost)

seems like creme arrived to the fixie-wank party a bit late.

seems like creme arrived to the fixie-wank party a bit late.

Hell, they're even a year late for the Dutch bike boom.

Amazing a real feat of accessory engineering

^ winner.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Fixie/72103154926

spin the fuck out!!

better than antiporn is when humans post things that aren't antiporn.

can i post one o my own bikes in antiporn? I've got one i'm sure fits...

its encouraged

all right chill out!

or post it in readers wives anti porn