Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I hope that was supposed to be a quote and not the most horrific repost known to man...

for some reason i have a massive aversion to those stems

Nah, they are nice. And you can stick a pin-up girl on those.
They just don't suit every frame.

By the way, that bike makes me puke. I don't mind the whole idea, but my female side of brain tells me to not mix matt frame with shiny carbon wheels...

Is that chain tensioner set up wrong?? I don't know much about them, but i thought you ran the chain underneath them?

I don't know about them either. Use the half-link chain and play with the cogs instead. Looks odd.

Fuck me, that is one big mess!

Is that chain tensioner set up wrong?? I don't know much about them, but i thought you ran the chain underneath them?

Some go one way, some the other, some can be set up either way. Technically, the way that one is set up is actually the preferred routing as it gives more wrap around - fractionally more power loss, but less chance of slippage.

I would have liked it to be a 0.00001% probability meeting of two unrelated bike, but both have been built (maybe I should say "curated" like BSNYC) by the same guy

fixedgeargallery is the anti-porn equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel, but this is painful to look at.

Give us our bike back!

Cinelli x Pisti collab?

I met that guy in Condor a few months ago, he was with Ted of super fame and they were talking about my big bike.

Are they trick riders? I think they came into my bar a while ago, funny looking multi-coloured bikes with wide bars locked up outside.

Yeah I'm sure they are. Fixed Gear London and all that.

its tony fast from philadelphia
hes mates with tom lamarche

That's it!

I would have liked it to be a 0.00001% probability meeting of two unrelated bike, but both have been built (maybe I should say "curated" like BSNYC) by the same guy

The most funny things in this story, it's sometime, we built strange bicycle in 1 afternoon, just for funny time, and to talk in pignonfixe.com with french fixed gear extremist, and 1 afternoon we have took, all bizarre part in shop, and we have create imporbable bicycle, do some shooting photo, and waiting the reactions, 6 months after, one guys submit his "own" bicycle, but look what he have create for special antiporn 6 mont ago....

^ wicked trainers!?

Sports Direct must have a sale on?

@thegraduate I must say that the white copycat of your joke bike is pretty bad, but the psychedelic vomit-rimmed purple leader takes first prize. The worst thing is that the guy seems to be dead serious about those two bikes being beautiful.

@thegraduate I must say that the white copycat of your joke bike is pretty bad, but the psychedelic vomit-rimmed purple leader takes first prize. The worst thing is that the guy seems to be dead serious about those two bikes being beautiful.

I think what hes saying is he built those bikes in whatever shop he works at just to get a reaction from the french forum. Now this guy has come along and almost exactly copied their anti-porn bike without getting the joke.

sumo, I understand that
The owner of the two bikes copied the white joke bike from thegraduate.
But then he became a master on its own by curating the purple one, which is light-years above the white one in terms of antiporn-ness.
Nicely done

Oooo I got it the wrong way around. I blame the foreigner.
But yeah that purple one makes me want to stab my eyes.

tjeck out this neat aero spacer giraffe set up.

fixedgeargallery is the anti-porn equivalent of shooting fish in a barrel, but this is painful to look at.

dildo