Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

really not a fan of those gay little saddle bags

really not a fan of those gay little saddle bags

I'm not a fan of your gay little comments.

I'm not a fan of your gay little comments.

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whats wrong with saddle bags?

That wasn't my point Joe but yeah.

i know :), i was utilising your point and making another point

jesus! My eyes!!! Mother fucking god almighty!!! Fuck me with a banana!

ahahahahaha

+1
whats wrong with saddle bags?

something about them, like a bum bag, kind of pointless. what do you keep in there? chapstick?

Tools, spare tube, puncture repair kit, lights, big black dildo...

my saddle bag on long rides has multitool, two inner tubes, puncture repair kit, credit card and cash.

leaving my jersey pockets for food, phone, gillet and pump

has come in really useful to date

something about them, like a bum bag, kind of pointless. what do you keep in there? chapstick?

Cialis and tools

Condoms, breath mints and a comb.

Also two Punch cigars

fish and chips dinner.
i have an oil can for the vinegar.

Also two Punch cigars

A tin of Cafe Cremes more like.

You are not allowed non-Cubans at SE Drinks

Condoms, breath mints and a comb.

:D

Perfect with the Mercian.

"Here I come, ladies..."

buttons up tweed jacket, flicks cigar butt

"Check out my barber's pole"

Condoms, breath mints and a comb.

perfect! im almost won over.

you want a date with josh?

I quite like this actually, does that make me a bad person? alot going on but definitely a bit different -

big lack of foot retention though!!

Yeah matey, Rocker's salute to you too

:-I

I wish there was a character you could use to symbolise puking.

=D-:

(backwards)

The equals symbol does not look like puke.

you want a date with josh?

haha, thats pretty much what it looked like, but no...i mean the bag.