Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I was thinking that yesterday, The forks, chain, rear wheel, stem, cranks, geometry, colour and seat clamp are all a giveaway.

Fixed.

not sure if repost, straight from FGG

That tt pad looks like hot water pipe lagging

Its a fucking unipack with stickers homes.

That's why it would be strange. Anyway, they've never made any ugly frames :-)

Moulton hither and thither this so facepalm, specialy the bottle at this positon...

It was designed to move quickly along the corridors on the urology ward.

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Where else are you going to put it on a space frame Moulton? If you accept the Moulton premise, then decking it out in full C-Record is about as close to porn as it's likely to get.

can someone photoshop that anchor build to look good? its a great frame and paintjob, but the build is fucking lame.

Ugh! So wank!!

Fucking garbage. That blue anodised stem (and bell?!) can go straight to hell.

Correct fork that frame?
Clearance looks hella tight.

Correct fork that frame?

Definitely not; the PHM9 comes with a carbon fork, that one is steel.

Ha, Anchor, more like Wanchor.

ha!

i like that fork with the frame though

Do you? I don't!

yea i quite like lugged steel forks with OS tubed fillet brazed (in this case carbon) frames. i prefer it on the cannondale track to this, but i don't think thats anti, the rest of the bike can fuck off though

I like Cannondale tracks... this is all I'm saying.

It was designed to move quickly along the corridors on the urology ward.

+1 on the way the doc can fill the bottle...As well I know whats about this moulthing. I do not care. The price for those things makes it ridicules. For something that is praised to be so convenient, the price is just fucktup. It don't care I don't give a, it is the purest crappy thing since I safe my pennies for a C-Record Road Cycle. With the Lenor bottle and Deltas it is a pure shame. Yeah, I know it is a engineering masterpiece so you can put it in your Porsche trunk...pfff
I know that Dave Bogdan could sign some shit as the only one in the America Race because he was riding a suspension Moultoun, so what? If you wanna go comfy for a Race take a car. Don't spend 10k for childrenframe...Yeah yeah you can have it for 900pounds as well looks like that, only more worst...

**Lonewolf says: "it looks useless and fucked! Get out of my sight with that crap!"
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This is totally porn worthy. It doesn't belong on the anti thread.

Moulton hither and thither this so facepalm, specialy the bottle at this positon...

That is really sad. whoever did this doesn't deserve the money he spent on that. Those frames are incredible for the intended purpose, and this is not it.

It's like seeing an animal trussed up in human clothes, you think it's funny at first but then realise it's nothing but selfish cruelty. This thing doesn't even get the first part.

This is totally porn worthy. It doesn't belong on the anti thread.

Nä, it is embarrassing! Open your spandex & you can fill the bottle in full throttle...

no*idea

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Reynolds-Vintage-Retro-Fixie-Fixed-Gear-Bike-Deep-Rim_W0QQitemZ220547184085QQcategoryZ33503QQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp3907.m263QQ_trkparmsZalgo%3DSIC%26itu%3DUCI%252BIA%252BUA%252BIEW%252BFICS%252BUFI%252BDDSIC%26otn%3D32%26po%3DLVI%26ps%3D54

vintage innit

What a poorly put together, poorly colour co-ordinated, poorly listed piece of shit. Nice fades tho.

Dickhead paid £70 for one of Foffa's chainsets. There really is one born every minute.