Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Damn, i missed that...

It can't compete with that abomination of a Merckx above, but this caused me to retch.

Andy, that sure is a find; red chan, two tone bar tape, mtb crud guard, D-lock and tri bars. It's a full bag of anti win!

Look like it's a perfect TT Commute bike that everyone seemed to get into nowadays.

What's strapped to the seat tube above the D-lock?

UV light!!!

To finish off the image!!!

http://www.steam-brite.com/store/images/sb/prod/UV_Light_Optimized.jpg

Not to mention the triple chain ring up front combined with single sprocket on the rear. Makes it easy to change your gear ratio on the fly, all you've go to do is break the chain and take out a couple of links.

Wow. This is bad.

might divide a few people:

Hope this is not a repost

all these are nice.

That on one looks super fast.

@fish.
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there is nothing wrong with that (except maybe blue outer cables)
it is quite a classic MTB

@fish.
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there is nothing wrong with that (except maybe blue outer cables)
it is quite a classic MTB

it looks like a bow and arrow from space

then hardly "porn gone wrong"

@andyp: i think that's awesome.

Gotta agree with Murts - back in the day that was serius bidness

From ebay classifieds:


*"A LOVELY VERY FAST BIKE WITH A REAL EYE CATCHING LOOK I AM SELLING AS I WONT TO BUILD A NEW BIKE AND IN NEED OF FUNDS TO DO SO"*


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those are brown spoks btw

i gave it a really long look on FGG, and thought it's not anti-

it's wank

Everythings upside down today.

The panasonic needs a new front wheel then its a nice colourful bike (also not keen on the seatpost TBH).

The Pompino half fixie skidder half commuter. Looks like an alfine rear hub, but with front brake only for that fixie skidder look. Havent even removed the rear disc (of course it would be better to add the rear caliper). colour scheme is nasty.

Colnago frame with its profiled tubing and chrome work, feck. OK not a dead puppy, but its a serious RSPCA case. That puppy needs rehousing before its too late. (I mean, V8s?)

That mountain bike is a classic. Shame on the poster.

From ebay classifieds:


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It encourages puppy killing!

thats not anti porn.

thats not anti porn.

Damn close to being it though.