Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

shit! sorry

shit! sorry

Surely that ones exempt. Its piss funny.

Needs crud catchers, and several different knogs maybe.
Then good.

Surely that ones exempt. Its piss funny.

Needs crud catchers, and several different knogs maybe.
Then good.

Agreed, I suppose.
It is the photograph hanging over the door to the Anti hall of fame...

The addition of hipster cysts would only serve to improve its anti placement...

The worst thing about it is the paintjob.

^I would go for the lock wrapped around the seatpost, yes, the carbon seatpost... it is all so bad, it almost becomes a WIN*

*Well.... not really : )

bearclaw pedals on a trek madone with zipp 808's. this bike is nothing but fail

bearclaw pedals on a trek madone with zipp 808's. this bike is nothing but win

True dat

Jesus no it can't be that Trek with Zipps must be a joke!

Remind me this bike:

^Am I missing something here?

Check the pedals!

Couriers that can't figure out how to use quickreleases....

It’s funny… I’m assuming that is / was Andy’s from Fyxomatosis.com. You think he’d know better. Maybe not back then.

Check the pedals!

Doh! Rookie error.

Jesus no it can't be that Trek with Zipps must be a joke!

nah, there's a photo somewhere on the net of some 50-year-old riding it

nah, there's a photo somewhere on the net of some 50-year-old riding it

Aahhh, disposable income...

It's not the creepy Mickey Rourke lookalike with the crazy GT or whatever, is it?

bearclaw pedals on a trek madone with zipp 808's. this bike is nothing but fail

The bike is genius. Its a lesson in aerodynamics.

The wing mirrors allow you to see whats behind you without presenting the less aero, side section of your head, to the oncoming air.

The lock wraped around the seatpost is placed to push air past the riders luggage. Which I assume is in one of these...

holy crap... where do you start? Maybe with the fucking Stem/bandanna combo?

oh my eyes... and wtf was he thinking with the bandana?

oh my eyes... and wtf was he thinking with the bandana?

More comfortable on the hands, when your walking the bike.

Which is all i presume the bike is for

you've got to be some kind of pussy to find holding a stem painfull while walking your bike. Double fail.

The joke was that the owner views it as a fashion accessory and will thus be walking the bike more than riding it.

I don't think the bandana is genuinely there to make a stem more comfortable to hold whilst walking it.

That is hideous. All that effort to be aero and then you stick Kysriums on it? Doh!