Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

no one uploaded the the full amount of shit?
http://www.londonfgss.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=15701&stc=1&d=1254264415

Wow this thing is on ebay for £4450 buy it now, there is also option of best offer so I submitted a fair bid of £1.50p, its going to cost a bit to 'adjust' the colour scheme.

based on the generic sign for a bike, apparently..

those wheels and tyres would look awesome on my bike

based on the generic sign for a bike, apparently..

Looks like the bike the michelin man would ride

Vintage Nishiki fram given the treatment....

omg there is sick dripping through my pants.

http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr151/keesue55/Masi-side.jpg

Good call.

+1

Da man says:

           This might possibly be the sickest Single Speed know to man. I just                finished installing my "one of a kind" Woodgrain aerospoke set on                a stock single speed Se Lager... let me know what you think Show                you what ten g's look like. finished my bike today, with the woodgrain                wheels

---Hussel Premium "what ever your Hussel, keep it Premium"
husselpremium@gmail.com
http://www.cyclofiend.com/ssg/2009/ssg233-hussel0309.html

Woodgrain and bike should never meet!

That bike should have been destroyed at birth.

There's not enough chrome, though. This is a bike for someone who drives a Jag during the week and needs a pub bike for a Sunday roast at his local.

Oh, and there should be an ashtray mounted on the bars too!

They just look like they've had anti theft paste spread all over them to stop anyone stealing them

Haha, anti-theft paste!

Pukes on Hussel's cock.

Yes, I think we might have found the shittest looking bike ever made by man. Pengy, your crown is at risk.

frame fail, wheel fail, pedal fail, saddle fail, bar/grip fail.

chain tension fail.

I'd ride it as is... except the saddle :)

Pukes on Hussel's cock.

If your gag reflex is that sensitive, dont put it that far in :)

(Sorry for the purile sexist rubbish, but it was unavoidable I'm afraid)

If your gag reflex is that sensitive, dont put it that far in :)

Speaking from experience, obviously.

Thanks for your tip, unfortunately not necessary as it was a power spew from some distance. A new record I think due to the sheer pengyness of the bike in question.

You can go back to your "lunch" now. :-O

:-)

You can go back to 'earning' your lunch now. :-O

Cheers :S

For the record I dislike the bianchi more. Somehow fecking up a SE lager is less offensive, and if there are two mahoganny spokes in the world, I'm relieved they're in one place.

I'd ride it as is... except the saddle :)

I'd leave the saddle, but change the seat post to aero, chuck in some raisers and got rid of that front wheel. Armourtex the whole lot black. Perfect bike for a night of pillaging, rape and burglary.

Now that's a helmet!

Repost.

Thanks for your tip

well it would be just the tip, gag reflex, innit.