Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I don't know why, but that bike looks like its a child's bike to me.

with 40-559 tyres both ends and a 3/4" pitch chain to eliminate the final scale cue, that would have been a good joke build, like that guy who built a Mini at about 110% scale which looked normal until you parked it next to a regular car.

I'm so glad it's only half a photo. I've already puked on my cock and wouldn't know where else to puke if I saw the front.

No wonder people finish like this
YouTube - Sian Welch & Wendy Ingraham - The Crawl - 1997

HAHAHAHAHA this is one of my all time favourite videos so funny

I'm so glad it's only half a photo. I've already puked on my cock and wouldn't know where else to puke if I saw the front.

Id do it with a black frame :P

Chequerboard doesn't look good anywhere

it can look good, it's just too easy to cock it up.

Chequerboard doesn't look good anywhere

Apart from a vintage Peugeot jersey

or a chess board

or a chess board

What about a checkerboard?

with 40-559 tyres both ends and a 3/4" pitch chain to eliminate the final scale cue, that would have been a good joke build, like that guy who built a Mini at about 110% scale which looked normal until you parked it next to a regular car.

I wanna see that mini.

I wanna see that mini.

So do I, but it's a bugger to google given how many uses of the word mini there are.

he s affraid of his jewels

and to dumb to use the right straps for the toeclips..

So do I, but it's a bugger to google given how many uses of the word mini there are.

was just doing the same thing, nightmare.

On another note, I quite like the green and check. Different strokes and all that.(nh)

Vile.

I want a go on this.

Apart from a vintage Peugeot jersey

And the bucket seats of a Porsche 944.

Even funnier than the antiporn is when people post photos of bikes that aren't trying to be anything. They're just bikes that happen to be ugly. Makes the poster look like quite the tool.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Bike-Single-Speed-Fixed-Gear-Mountain-Bike_W0QQitemZ130323140066QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Bikes_GL?hash=item1e57dd4de2&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14#ht_500wt_1182

The fact it sold for 7.50 sums up the extent of it's antiness

Bullshit, I'd pay more than that for that bike. It would be so much fun to tool around on!

The fact it sold for 7.50 sums up the extent of it's antiness

£7.50 is still alot of money in Northumberland

Sorry if I missed something but I just saw a bloke actually riding one of these in Stockwell and it made me chortle.

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The guy who owns this kindly helped me out with a spanner the other day just off the kings road. He shipped it in from the states and loves it. when he mentioned it I didn't know it quite looked like this...

He's not on the forum, but i think i'll spot him if he rides past me on that!

What're you talking about? That's pure utility porn! rack for the shopping, disc for the TT and full sus for mountainbiking. This is surely the last bike you'd ever need?

Fuckin hellllll.

That^ is pure unadulterated genius.....

What are those two black things sticking out of the front?

That^ is pure unadulterated genius.....

What are those two black things sticking out of the front?

lights

lights

Actually they look a bit like Nite riders. But why are they mounted like that???