Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Might be an attempt to protect very expensive RD.

I know a pir of trick nuts when I see them.

very unusual but very xbiking material as well. I don't mind it

The whole point of 'anti' is whether or not it looks like shit, regardless of how good it is for its intended purpose (it's always better if vast amounts of money have been squandered and the owner thinks it looks amazing).

That bike looks like shit.

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The stunt pegs are for riding on apparently.

Anything with bars like that and levers mounted like 90s Hollywood toughguy horizontal handgun shotZ can get in the bin.

some 2008 time machine anti for your viewing pleasure
someone just got a good deal on it tho so hopefully it's going to be rescued

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How much did it go for? Couldnt see it on ebay completed listings

Functional>>>>>

Frame over 56 size ==> antiporn. Fight me.

no way #shortking Some of us out here living large

I wish I could rock those sweet and tight 53 frames. But alas.

Leave the kids sizes for the kids…

it was on yahoo auctions
about 550? in uk money

not entirely convinced it's real but it was real njs so still a good deal for a big frame and that disc

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jeebus! looks like you'd get pedal strike riding in a straight line on that thing!

I'm sure half of these type of photos are just folk with too much time to spare in the workshop.

I worked in Halfords back in the day and we'd like to add spokey dokeys to any staff bikes left out the back - regret not taking it a bit further now with this inspiration.

Subtle stickers on staff bikes were common for me, sometimes takes weeks to notice

we 'modified' an abus helmet sticker on someone's lid at work. i'm not sure he ever noticed.

Hahah! This is epic

Standard mtbr forum bike

I worked in Halfords back in the day…

We didn’t have time for such horseplay…

We were far too busy driving pear cider from IKEA next door, lubing up the floor for bicycle burnouts, playing ‘word of the day’ (ie get a randomly selected rude/weird word into your convo with customers), re-raking forks (and sometimes head tubes) by riding bikes into the cash desk, seeing which bike boxes we could lob the pedal spanner clean through (bikes still in the boxes of course) and nicking anything that wasn’t nailed down.

Halcyon days.

Man, I need a job at Halfords.

They were care free times indeed. We had a long running game of putting massive pauses in the middle of tannoy announcements / using a humorous voice. Never grew old.