Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

And your point is?

Isn’t that nahbswank bike almost exactly the same as the talbot everyone was jizzing their pants over a year or two back?

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I think it's just a gaggle of luddites that think it belongs here.

You're mistaking novelty for innovation.
It belongs here on the account of being both convoluted and underwhelming.
Frankly, less than the sum of it's parts.

Sounds like a lot of hyperbole for what is a bike with a fairly established mode of construction, with conventional parts and geometry.

What I love is how hot and bothered you all are because the maker has used a seemingly erroneous purple seat clamp. Admittedly, the paint scheme is so-so, but inoffensive. At worst the bike is average.

Interested to hear your opinion on what constitutes genuine 'innovation'.

Wheels and gelato.
Definitely gelato anyway.

Sorry, did you think of something else when you wrote "luddites"?
I'm having a hard time following your line of thought.

No. Which bit are you struggling with?

I raise you

Had too many of those, I know better.

local classifieds at it again

'Def Vulgar'

Far East x Basket Ball collab

Fresh

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I've never seen a bike shrug before.

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Looks like a cross between a shit mtb and a shit specialized

Extreme Sport tho!

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Charlie?

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Great way for people not to google your wheel brand.

At least he hasn't crashed it, yet. As far as I'm aware. Must be better than a Ferrari F1 car.

Nds fail away from porn, right?

I'd say a NDS shot, top tube protector, stem length, bar angle, saddle angle, wheels and red rear tyre away from being anything other than anti. Doubt a PX frame can ever be porn to be fair...