Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Cheers

Thanks for nothing, my eyes were so much happier before you helped out.

Like one of those extended wheelbase motocross hillclimb bikes. But less cool.

It's like a Grant Petersen geo with a standard issue Radavist build. Not sure it's enough to be anti though.

colnago X rrari must be awesome and fast

Soz for shitpic, was just passing by

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That's quite something.

Uffff

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Didn't realise e-gravel was a thing but this is gopping.

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Being sold on my local classifieds. It almost looks like a cartoon.

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It's as if they looked at the current Grail with the dual-bar and wondered how to make it uglier.

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this seems to have been designed for chroma key

On the e-gravel front, I can't get over the fork on this. Looks like it was crashed... backwards.

Still, not sure it's as ugly as the Cannondale equivalent:

the cannondale and canyon e-gravel bikes look like they've shat into their nappies

Lovely how that seatpost clamp blends in

Quick action taken

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Is that new? It's rubbish, especially the S.

Apologies for dodgy Instagram screenshot.

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Ha. My dad has one or two of these.

Yeah Pininfarina designed it according to De Rosa. Rubbish is right, especially for a brand that trades so heavily on the heritage.

It's just the Lightweight typeface isn't it? The stem, Tufo, Gatorskin, saddle and superb gearing are all gorgeous. Does it come with an epilepsy warning? The alien reflection is slightly worrying.

@ltc: no need for concern, no foot retention or brakes means that it will soon be in tiny pieces and the rider will be starring in the Darwin Awards.