Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I want to be sick all over it, but nobody would notice

Other than colour, pretty much on point these days no?

Colnagoista did a nice job matching the Nokon housing to the frame. The stem looks odd, maybe for an integrated computer? Rims are awful.

Colnago used to be so good back in the 70s. Weird how their fans love them no matter how bad the product is, kind of like Campagnolo fanbois.

The undies hanging from the bars really tie this together

It's what the Ironic Orange Julius Bike would have been if BikeSnob had started 10 years later with 10 times as much money

The stem looks odd, maybe for an integrated computer?

Yes, it's a 3T Integra with the Garmin mount

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Not recognising the stem renders any claim on fanboi-ism mute due to lack of merit.

I was trying to find a picture of an old build on my phone to show somebody and stumbled upon these. I can only assume I saved them from a local classifieds site to add to this thread. These 'mini bikes' seem very popular around here and I'm not quite sure why. Regularly see groups out on them for long rides.

Mini bikes are fun but this one is indeed ugly.

Oh my goodness: the bullets!

That’s the one with the amazing stem/top cap.

Pretty uggers, reckon it would look significantly better without the ISP and with a cambium.

So many wrong

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those thickslick tyres seem to be a prerequisite on anti

It's like if pengy had a wealthier cousin

and stealthier

jeez

now that's a fixie skidder

I don't agree

One can argue the tyre sidewalls and the sale angle, but otherwise that looks like a perfectly fine bike?

Our American cousins are killing it:
https://www.bikeforums.net/singlespeed-fixed-gear/1163432-2019-post-your-fixed-gear-singlespeed-megathread.html

(scroll, scroll, scroll)

Didn't look at everything, but there's a lot of perfectly fine bikes in there.

Bike with motor
Works fine nothing wrong with £70 ono

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That's sick