Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Doesn't even remotely qualify...

Neither would have better than both :)

Doesn't even remotely qualify...

...for Porn either, so balance has been restored

Functional?

I like it a lot.

Not sure if it should be here.

Bikes made by prestige car brands always qualify.

The abundant brown leather. That brown thing under the top tube. The wheels on that frame. These tyres on those wheels. The hip flask. Etc etc.

Spacer stack? Stem? In all honesty, the wheels qualify on their own, especially on a tourer.....

Brave on a tourer aswell.

Straight from a Planet X email 'The KOM Killer' big mamil energy with this one

Not sure if anti or hhsb

Would ride the fuck out of it.

Shuddersome

Just needs nicer cranks ;-)

Black rims maybe. Would ride

So much money and so incredibly ugly

I’ll just leave this here:

https://m.facebook.com/groups/1504575713005894?view=info

I agree, though are you being more specific than targeting friendface?

Beat me to it. So many pinarellos and s works with giant spacer stacks.

"Check out my custom build (I changed the stem from the stock one)."

We should tell them to post on this thread for independent reviews.

Rowdy.

Sorry, amended. More janky than rowdy.