Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

looks like a very expensive bmc alpenchallenge

At least the alpenchallenge fit wider tyres

Came here to post this.

Would ride the hell out of the last 3 bikes

I wouldn't mind this if Instagram didn't make me look at it every time I fire up the app

I’d mind it no matter what. Bike might be okay, paint is not.

i think that cervelo looks fucking fantastic

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj10JClBoTJ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1x9necy66ulk8

Matching kit as well

Nah that's fully sick

Black wheels, black stem, more subtle branding and no stripes would look 26 times better, be quicker to do and cost less. Also it says "hype" on it.

Horses for courses and all that, I just get more and more annoyed by it every time I see it

Bro do you even Wyndymilla?

more subtle branding

You're missing the point

All horrid IMO

that sort of paint done right:

Just my tastes though

Or he has taste. You can overdo things... this is evidence. The Giro helmets look like 10 quid things from Halfords.

I really like this.

Bro do you even Wyndymilla?

"They all look like vomit-on-wheels." Isn't a valid explanation.

Also, what's up the tube shapes on those two Fixeh Crit bikes? It's like the R&D team at WM said "big tubes = stiff bikes, so lets make everything massive".

Vom.

All Wyndymillas are gross
Don't @ me

A new page, for extra effect

Red Hook Crit was CRAZY as always. Yet again, I was very unlucky but I have not and will not let that deter me.

https://www.artstation.com/artwork/dOJ4W1

Yeah, a MTB penny farthing.

oh, for the love of god. That's the worst thing i've seen all day, and I have to watch cbeebies.

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Ah, now I really dig that!

@hoops good marketing opportunities for you right there. You could post this on your Instagram with the caption "should have gone to Colourburn Studios".

So bad I can't stop looking

Why poo stripes in the bottle cages?