Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

650c cannondale tri with hed wheelset turned into ...something

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Don't know which thread for this

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That's me scarred, a bloke with cameltoe, the things you see on a sunday afternoon on a cycling forum :)

a bloke with cameltoe

More usually moose knuckle for males, although both terms are ambi

I’ve seen far worse.

The price I pay for working in a velodrome.

It's the colour I object to. Maybe mustard or flesh colour would be worse but Fecal Brown is pretty low in the rankings

There must have been fecal brown kit on sale somewhere a couple years ago, I remember quite a few people turning up to ride the track looking like giant shites.

White is quite a bad colour for showing up the moose knuckle/camel toe.

Two of this team must have known but forgot to tell man3.

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Black only for bibs.

The classic..

"Moose Knuckle"

New thing learnt against my will. Never heard that one before. Sounds less elegant than camel toe, if even that can be elegant. :)

Pengy has a new brand, "sPengle"

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Spengle have been around for a while and I know quite a few retro mtb fanatics who'd heavily disagree with you

Spengle have been around for a while

So have Arrowspock, but they still turn up in this thread pretty regularly.

fair enough, just wanted to point out that they weren't new as @BrickMan s post was suggesting

So sad :(

Fixie is life

Fair enough! Never heard of them till last week, I can see the appeal if you have some equally mad 90s Sci fi mtb. But for any use other than that, I imagine they'll be turning up in anti

I’ll just leave this here.

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How to ruin an ecs frame

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ruin an ecs frame

They start ruined

@gaston been having a go at his unique bike fit, but from the other end?

My mate just did this...

The most upsetting bit is that he's entirely convinced it looks absolutely amazing in the sort of blind surety that only Trump supporters otherwise possess.

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No foot retention (or brake, if ss), otherwise a masterpiece.