Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Downhill, open road. Scary and sketchy.

Ok. My 27mph is on the flat behind a skip lorry.

[whips out his dick. A loud thud is heard on the table]

Seen last night in Brixton

*French

Although, the sentiment remains. Thought I glanced a swastika in the rotors too hahaha

My friend assures me he got to 50 EM (m)ph, clipped in fixed, down a 14° hill for just shy of a quarter mile, in heavy traffic.

You even biek bro?
gawd...

Kind of looks like an attempt at a Simpsons colour scheme

identity crisis

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-Bicycle-Single-Speed-Custom-Italian-Bici-/222591794025?hash=item33d3813b69:g:ZYEAAOSwi8VZPRxq

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I usually like the design of the Brompton despite the weight, but this is just a mess:

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Just reminds me of these that I've seen at bike shows for the last few years.

https://arccinnovations.com/arccbicyclerange.php

My friend assures me he got to 50 EM (m)ph, clipped in fixed, down a 14° hill for just shy of a quarter mile, in heavy traffic.

You even biek bro?
gawd...

Poor form. My mate once did 55 on the westway in rushour on his brompton, strapped in, whilst looking at his phone.

It's going to take the ebike market by storm - I think it'll be the lightest on the market and will fold about 40% smaller than the competition. What's ugly, the hub? The battery? I think they've done well.

It can't be just be that thinks this bike is utterly disgusting, can it?

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looooooooool
Clearly we are but Men amongst Gods.

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The guy who owns that knows it too

Ugly points;
Guards, suspension, tensioner, Saddle position, cable routing, hubs, bars, dust caps, and even the lightening bolt decal.
imo.

Functional >>>>>>>>

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Planet-X-T-O-R-Track-Fixie-Single-Speed-Bicycle-/152637215287?hash=item2389e31237:g:GEkAAOSw5cRZEiXK

30mph cruising speed though...

Nice frame, terrible build.

Why turn a great road frame into a shit SS conversion with a tiny chainring?

*Cruzing

I am very comfortable with the current low profile setup.

lololol

That was a crescendo, 5 mins left....
Would consider if I thought I could get rid of the wheels, wouldnt get it for more than 2 bills tho.

Looks like @EEI 'a fence