Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

What's wrong with this then?

I guess it could use some different cranks/chainrings, but other than that I like it.

chainrings are anti, otherwise I'd ride the hell out of it

Got two massive racks but you would struggle to get it up hills all day with a load of stuff on it as the gears are too high (also as mentioned the drillium is hideous). It also would be shit down hill on a rough road (which the tyres indicate it is intended for) because you can't brake from the drops. Just not built by someone who's ever done any actual touring.
Also as nitpicks the gear cables are too long, rear rack is a 700c one so is too high. Saddle looks shit too but I understand that's personal preference.

Got two massive racks but you would struggle to get it up hills all day with a load of stuff on it as the gears are too high

39/36 seems fine with those 650b tires

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Ebay find, looks like an old cannondale slice frameset

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Looks like it's wearing comedy pyjamas.

Triple disc?

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The very same? Its awesome, not anti. Functional if anything

Pengy?? is that you?

Rep

Spotted this trainwreck of a cockpit yesterday. Interesting Gazelle with hydraulic brakes in the background...

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Does it belong in How not to lock your bike as well? Or am I missing an extra lock somewhere?

Think the second lock is the entirely rust fused chain.

The Netherlands is basically the country equivalent to the HNTLYB thread.

chain is nice as well haha

I'm finding the different shades of green really difficult to deal with.

Blindist.

I feel so sorry for the frame :(

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jack-Wills-Style-Bicycle-Classic-Vintage-SUN-GT-1970s-Road-Racing-Bicycle-/252962397599?hash=item3ae5bbdd9f:g:YJsAAOSwN6JY~kaA

seatpost not included

Make it For My Partner Who Is Jack Wills Lover but doesn't like to cycle

Brill