Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Would be perfect for the hipster thread.

Panaracer Paselas improve any build, I wonder if there's any bike in this thread with them on.

poor thing

poor thing

Colnago are to blame for that, both the dotty paint and Spinergy fitment are factory approved.

But you know it's desperate when dotty paint and lairy wheels like that are the least bad things on a bike.

^^ Would ride

^ would bang so hard. Tho needs different colour wheel decals front to rear.

The kennedy guy...wearing a ring in a shop with machining equipment...clearly wants to be de-gloved.

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He's never machined anything in his life.

Dorks

I especially like how the stem doesn't match

Surely that's a project photo from before the seatpost is cut down?

Please...

I always wonder how people ride silliness like this.

@TheOndrakGuy

Its got a jps livery and Goodyear eagle wheel stickers, this is cool anti lol

Just got full backing....

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1989795590/the-cyclotron-bike-revolutionary-spokeless-smart-c/posts/1628918

I think that's kind of awesome in some ways.

Looks heavy and clunky, has some bizarre features, and seems a bit pointless, but I like its ambition and the way it lights up.

It looks like a classic bit of solving a problem that doesn't exist. Other than 'it's a problem my bike doesn't look like it was airbrush italo disco sleeve art from the mid 80s'

But that is a problem

What was it about my post that made you think I was being sarcastic?

:-)