Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Failnelli MASHed

http://www.londonfgss.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11096&stc=1&d=1244909850

im speechless

Failnelli MASHed

http://www.londonfgss.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11096&stc=1&d=1244909850

The bars sweeping down like that makes it look a little sad "Why'd my owner make me so ugly... sob.." But at least the grips match the couch cover, win

Hey at least teh

Is that a Conti trainer tyre on the rear?...

Failnelli MASHed

http://www.londonfgss.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11096&stc=1&d=1244909850

this bike has actually made me sad

i dont think ill ever be able to look at that frame in the same way

its like an actress who has been in a really really bad film and from then on u just cant her seriously

Dear fuckin God! Which weapon built up that Cinelli?! Needs to be banned from going anywhere near a bike again
Saying that, everyone of those MASH/Cinelli builds I've seen have looked rotten

Nice futon though.

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs082.snc1/4881_1166910766793_1048631787_30492759_8244406_n.jpg

So why no mudguards and rack? His back's going to wet when it rains, and wet when it's warm as he has to carry everything in a courier bag. There's definitely an element of fashion victim going on if it's really his commuter

sorry but who cares if you get wet on your commuter. I dont have mud guards on mine, couldnt care less. I think that bike looks great for a commuter, I assume from the two brakes the chap is riding SS. And also whats wrong with wanting to be abit cool every now and again.

I would type more but I doubt you can read the small writing from up on that high moral ground you are apparently standing on.

love the gear ratio.

Polo bike?

No straps or clips fail too

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg31/PatrickChurch/Surly.jpg

SMSL! Im lost for words.

Polo bike?

No straps or clips fail too

well with a ratio that small, and if used just for polo, you wouldn't need much retention.

not anti porn worthy imo, especially not if it is indeed a polo bike, otherwise just a slight fail

love the gear ratio.

are the forks on backwards?

no, cos then the 531 (?) sticker would be on the other side
tho they do look a bit weird.

edit:

google search shows sticker can be on either side so ignore me

Here is the anti-porn (why the bars? WHY?)

and here is it's pretty sister.

That is really hideous.
Not cheap either surely?

wheels should of been switched.

sorry but who cares if you get wet on your commuter.

People who ride in the clothes they have to wear all day. Changing facilities are not yet universal. The pedal/strap configuration points to normal shoes, the easiest thing to change when you get to the office, so one would have to guess that the trousers are staying too.

sorry but who cares if you get wet on your commuter. I dont have mud guards on mine, couldnt care less. I think that bike looks great for a commuter, I assume from the two brakes the chap is riding SS. And also whats wrong with wanting to be abit cool every now and again.

I would type more but I doubt you can read the small writing from up on that high moral ground you are apparently standing on.

Inconsiderate bastard! Well thats a bit harsh really, but I do hate being stuck behind bikes with no fenders when its wet. Just becuase the owner doesn't mind getting dirty black London road shit all over themselves does not make me like getting a face full of it.

Inconsiderate bastard! Well thats a bit harsh really, but I do hate being stuck behind bikes with no fenders when its wet. Just becuase the owner doesn't mind getting dirty black London road shit all over themselves does not make me like getting a face full of it.

Overtake?

Inconsiderate bastard! Well thats a bit harsh really, but I do hate being stuck behind bikes with no fenders when its wet. Just because the owner doesn't mind getting dirty black London road shit all over themselves does not make me like getting a face full of it.

why were you cycling so close in the first place??

why were you cycling so close in the first place??

Really just a rant brought on by some rain the other week. Got stuck in filtering through traffic on Embankment behind some guy without fenders. Was close up behind because I was trying to get passed him, but shitty traffic and treacherous road conditions made it very difficult going so I spent far to long stuck up his drain pipe getting covered in shit.

Really just a rant brought on by some rain the other week. Got stuck in filtering through traffic on Embankment behind some guy without fenders. Was close up behind because I was trying to get passed him, but shitty traffic and treacherous road conditions made it very difficult going so I spent far to long stuck up his drain pipe getting covered in shit.

Lesson to self... always rubber up when riding up someones drainpipe

Inconsiderate bastard! Well thats a bit harsh really, but I do hate being stuck behind bikes with no fenders when its wet. Just becuase the owner doesn't mind getting dirty black London road shit all over themselves does not make me like getting a face full of it.

I'd say that very few rear mudguards would stop the rear spray. They might limit how accute an angle it goes up by, but they won't eliminate it unless they are almost scraping along the ground.

check this out!

a cheap heavy supermarket branded bike "safeway" with a £300 areospoke, freewheel with front brake methinks;

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh167/edscoble/-1-17.jpg

God, what is that absolutely gash BJ behind? :P