Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Those aren't blue tires, it's a gold dress.
And you're wrong, that's a lovely old thing.

This! It's lovely and shouldn't be in here.

Nah its a lovely old thing. Plus the photo has not been grey balanced correctly.

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What's the thing under the rear brake against the tyre? Is it the cable a bit long? I don't think it is because it's got an outer.

Edit: the fronts got one too.

What's the thing under the rear brake against the tyre?

Flint catcher

https://janheine.wordpress.com/2012/06/05/preventing-flat-tires-one-year-of-tire-wipers/

Thanks, never seen those before.

"I used supple Grand Bois Cyprès 700C x 32 mm tires to maximize my chances of getting punctures."

true dat

^

Yeah.
Also the saddle. Someone had a very fitting gif for that I beleive.

eBay strikes again

Who makes those wheels?

gak

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http://imgur.com/a/5v1qZ
He has the bars like that on purpose. :)

You scroll down that picset and then BAM! - out pops Heston Blumenthal at the end.

8/10, would scroll again.

Literally everything Bontrager on a cannondale? He should have just gotten a trek...

fixed, with no foot retention...or...freewheel, with no brakes?

doesn't look like a coaster hub either...

reminds me of...

http://www.vectis.co.uk/AuctionImages/482/4067_l.jpg

60mm deep?

60m, appropriate depth for burial.