Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Expensive carbon Audi

I've seen much uglier expensive carbon bikes in the porn thread.

Hey... at least it's not the Lexis MTB...

-Remove wheel logos
-Black chain
-New seatpost
-Nicer Saddle
-Those damn bars?!
-Black cable stops
-cut steerer
-Black spacers
-Black chainring bolts

After that i would shoot myself in the stomach.

Enter the next great writer in the golden age of tv.

I'm trying to imagine what it would be like riding with my hands at the very ends of those "drops". For sure you would end up with that impressive spacer stack in your face, right?

Its got a built in chin rest. So what?

wtf? a pox on the swine responsible for this , a fucking slx spiral conic frame

nooo not on an slx spiral conic frame?!

surreal but for real sadly

Well if you're 60 or 70...and its ebike and keep cycling, or stop...

...it still looks shit but perhaps you want to keep your fav bike?

stem stack says back's gone
saddle says farmer giles/sphincter prolapse
battery and wheels says lazy cunt
the word euthanasia suddenly seems relevant

cant believe it

these miscreants must be stopped

Expectidly harsh but...yeah

um ok

At least it wasn't anything decent in the first place......

will pretend i did not read

Damn you, just lost £1 bet with the Mrs, I said you'd be grumpy within 15 minutes!

Lol

That Colnago is amazing in trololol kind of way, as no other brand attracts the same volume of moronic comments about how special/sacred they are.

A C50 owners once told me that the worst thing about it was being told repeatedly that having Shimano on it was "wrong". I'd love to see that electric assist being brought at a Colnago owner's club. Heart attacks all round.

no other brand attracts the same volume of moronic comments about how special/sacred they are

nonsense

^^ love it, bang on

lol

It is not Saarf's fault that he has been deluded into praising a false idol. One day he will see the error of his ways and worship the true Lord, Gios.

All you infidels. Galligati is the only one and true lord.