Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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throw some ape hangers on this and I would ride it all around town

is the town norwich?

is the town norwich?

Kentish

Cuntish

let's keep it friendly , ay?

Needs some mustache bars or something for a more relaxed fit. Saddle angle should be improved. Then I would ride it around town for the fun of it.

Saddle angle should be improved

If the bars were changed as you suggest, the slightly nose up saddle would be fine.

http://www.lfgss.com/comments/11969885/

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strong double

^ Would mos def rock the second one.

tried to post your bike here, but i couldnt cos the angles were too wide :D your clearances are the defintion of anti, slacknoventa x

drops on an (actual 650c) lopro, not enough shouty decals, no piano, ironic nerd tshirt is a tad too ironic

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All he did was post the bike here, I don't see the point in dredging a 4 year old picture to prove a point. It's not a personal insult for someone to think your bike's ugly. Most of mine have been here I think.

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its not a personal insult to anybody, its just a post i made about a photo that makes me and others laugh

the bright pink doseneventa is the epitome of anti anyway, pretty fucking obvious

That picture was before your 'fixie' days.
The bike was made for double 700c. Ask Lee Cooper.

it was also before you had hit puberty, by the looks of it. i know about 700c leecoopers, i have one

@JSSR have you seen my new biek? I think it's pretty tight. What do you think?

@JSSR I'm a late bloomer. What can I say? Aha. Having a lee cooper doesn't make you omniscient.

i think low// is banging but im confused as to why they dont make their own fork

It's quite a lot of effort to make a carbon fork in house of you're so busy that your frames are back ordered by nearly a year and nobody wants an aluminium fork a £800(?) frame.

Also Alpina make 2 great options at a good price.

They do actually. I thought you would have known that? Or did you hit your head riding brakeless with no lock ring because you wanted to be cool?

i dont really look into production alu frames like dosneventa, low or mash, they perpetuate this fixie culture and theyre generally not great on anything other than looking nice.

also, youre misinformed pal...i dont crash

do you mean "wanted to be cooler than you already are?"

haha wow occasionally i ride wheels with no lockring thread, lucky they hold up massively well to skids (leg over, seated, ballbreaker etc) otherwise that would be pretty dumb

I don't think I mentioned crashing. Unless that's something emerging from your subconscious?

And no I didn't mean "cooler than you already are"
I thought you were an alright human being after that ride with Will where we constantly kept losing you primarily because you were too high. -

But clearly I was wrong.

it wasn't because i was high. you would have lost me even if i wasn't high. it was because i was tired and had a spinny ratio, you guys were on bolting. nothing wrong with that, but you and @williamnujazz were having a dick measuring contest to see who could go the fastest so really its not my fault!