Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I think they're maybe using it as an example. I don't think he is actually a successful lawyer.

Eh, a TT protector on the downtube?

Brake Bikes seem to be lacking any form of social and self awareness.

Bar ends may come into contact with it.

Landshark just needs all the gubbins attached to it coming off. Nice build otherwise

http://www.bmwblog.com/2014/07/08/bmw-bike-based-new-bmw-m4-motogp-safety-car/

That could have been so much worse.

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The BMW bike could look alright with some deep sections, a normal chain and track drops... and a slightly less monumental gap between the "slammed" rear wheel and seat tube cut out.

and retention

and aero seat post, lining up letters with valve stems, stem

wow !!!

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Drops, hood, slammed and flipped stem and I so would. Pair of clipless pedals too, would make a rad fast fixed bike.

yeah, i hear you, but leave the pump under the t-tube, its practical

come on, its a t1 sunday cruiser with a 180mm crank.

@Mechamorgan
Now do you believe me about the T1's being 'aesthetically challenged'?

Moser Va Pol La Muerte

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proper stem, bigger chainring and bullhorns and that is not far from HHSPorn

Wot? Can you see anything wrong on the geo? Take a look at the fork and front wheel.

Dread to think how much money was spent on this air horn on wheels.

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would not bang

That actually looks mad fun, would ride!

The 'designer' (who used to work in the city) is PASSIONATE about bicycles being a fashion statement.

That sound almost exactly like Foffa.

A certain thread has put me in mind to need a good donut. My depravity even went to the depths of looking at The Thrillist's wretched site.

In between the dubius donuts-in-berlin reportage was this monstrous piece of shit. I know there is a thread for shit designers reinventing the triangle but fuck...
http://www.thrillist.com/travel/nation/bike-in-a-bag-bike-kit-makes-backpack-bicycle

@arrowplum

Brace yourself, the designer types on here take affront when people mention they should not be allowed to redesign bikes.

Sigh. S&S couplings anyone...?