Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

OMG pengylicious
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I'm not exactly the biggest fan of this thread but WOW! that is a shit looking bike..

OMG pengylicious
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Whoah! If this is an exercise in hipster bad taste well I have to say 10/10.

Holy fuck, with the amount of money they splash on it, you'd think they could easily afford a great frame!

Notice the strapless, brakeless look they have going on.

i see your two blatant hipsters

and i raise you a picture of the same two hipsters walking their new bikes away

what the fuck!

they spend that much money to not even ride thier bikes!

ok they probably did ride them but i think its ridiculous to not ride a fully built bike (without foot retention, even though 14 have load of fucking straps and shit) away from the shop you just bought it from

Is that outside 14? Good job they didn't ride them, last time I was there a security guard almost ripped my head off for daring to cycle through that bit.

I laugh in the face of security guards!

i see your two blatant hipsters

and i raise you a picture of the same two hipsters walking their new bikes away

what the fuck!

they spend that much money to not even ride thier bikes!

ok they probably did ride them but i think its ridiculous to not ride a fully built bike (without foot retention, even though 14 have load of fucking straps and shit) away from the shop you just bought it from

...damn right! guess they just bored of life. It's an attitude in some circles :D

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That Cinelli above with the Zipps is a disgrace. What a way to ruin £1500 wheels.

spotted in Manchester

Thats ace.

Bike computer + discs + waterbottle= serious shred.

spotted in Manchester

Hacienda bike!

...damn right! guess they just bored of life. It's an attitude in some circles :D

hah, I took that photo, gave it to bikesnobnyc not long ago.

Love those bars!

It's all a joke, it's only weird when you think of the time someones dedicated to upgrading it.

spotted in Manchester

It's the WAC bike's abridged sister.

spotted in Manchester

This is pretty much my usual anti-theft measure, cover my bikes in shitty different coloured tape in a haphazard way, hasn't failed me yet!

^^ the lock is very good on that

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The left pedal on the HapHazardBike™ looks pretty knackered.

Also the chain/chainring combo looks a bit messy.

Apart from that it looks great, antiporn ppffttt!

Porn, these speedway bikes rock, look at the gear ratio!!!

that's a stayer bike