Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

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Confessions thread worthy... :)

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grip butchery

Ha - yeah I meant like that :)

From CP.

There's room for improvement but now it's just ghastly looking.

This is in our office right now. Lots of prime anti details, see if you can spot them all.

Kind of goes beyond anti into the realms of dangerous pile of shit / scrap metal. I hope that when he goes over the handlebars he and noone else are too badly hurt.

Yes, it is also illegal and dangerous. Trying to find out who it belongs to.

Print this out and stick it on the saddle.

http://9gag.tv/p/a9Zlpe/teague-x-sizemore-s-denny-the-bike-of-the-future-that-you-cannot-miss

Ok the idea is great. I love the technical part of it. But it's so ugly... And the noise you hear in the movie!

It souns like there is a efin train comming.
Turn signals aren't well thought thru and mudguards are funny

28 cm headtube lol http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Serotta-Coeur-d-Acier-Road-Bike-/111434192573?pt=US_Bicycles_Frames&hash=item19f1fed6bd

Almost looks like a minivelo. I didn't know steerers even came that long

PREPARE YOURSELVES:

So much wasted effort...

Vomiting skittles

cinelli otp ?

this upsets me.

looks like the cinelli art dept had a flash back from the late'80s mtb era

Ach now, I'm not done yet...!

Just got different bars in so I can change stem. Tsss, give me some time here.

They really couldn't get one fucking thing right? Yikes.

It's just 2008 all over again.

The frames at least could be salvaged with a halfway decent black build.