Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Ohh that Scott is close to pr0n for me. Looks a slippery little bugger doesn't she.

Other, less ugly, slippery buggers are available. I'd put Cervelo P5-Six, Specialized Shiv-Tri, Trek Speed Concept, Giant Trinity Advanced SL, Argon18 E-118, BMC TM01 and Felt IA ahead of the Scott on aesthetics.

Reddit is wetting itself over this mess:

http://i.imgur.com/uTFe32n.jpg

I've said it before but the whole of r/fixedgearbicycle is horrific. So many horrible builds.

There is a kind of sweet innocence about it though. "Look at my awesome new build. Create frame, Espresso wheels, plastic BMX pedals. I stripped it down and painted it baby blue. I'm a fixed gear convert!!"

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d9/Tobin_Chapman/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps35c56a6a.jpg

Lol

Electric tape ?

Outfield bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

Nudity Road Disc bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

Nudity Road bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

Nudity bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

Impetus bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

Harmony bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

Dynasty bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

Curve bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

29er Trail bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

Volley bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

Symmetry bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

^ i like each one of them, with their unique features and design.

my main gripe was the use of comic sans.

was going to say something about insertion but lost the will to li...

Without the ugly parts some of the frames look nice like the low pro could make an awesome build if all silver and blue with a white saddle and bartape.

Good find, Dry. Wow.

It's almost like they have been designed and set up specifically for this thread.

Jesus christ, what gear is that on?

Meth?

Symmetry bike by Yasujiro Tange, on Flickr

They're all am amazing mismash of excellent parts and those frames deserve better, but this is really taking the biscuit. Bullhorns on a ... touring bike???

Deep rims so you can get blown all over the road laden? Holy cow...

I highly doubt it was build as a touring bike in the first place, notice how the brake block is nowhere near the rims?

It look like someone have been busy potatoes chopping (rack isn't attached to fork).

http://justrideit.com.au/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/_/m/_mg_8028_small_.jpg

even worse than the looks is the name

The-Heisenberg

I highly doubt it was build as a touring bike in the first place, notice how the brake block is nowhere near the rims?

It look like someone have been busy potatoes chopping (rack isn't attached to fork).

Is there something to be said for phoning Adobe...? ;)

This is one strong page!
Vomit inducing images everywhere

There's a lot worse on the HHSB thread...