Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

left hand drive PX

surely the inclusion of the Tena box in the background is a cryptic clue to the pisstake

^ Poor plants.

But what's so wrong with the frame?

Road frame so cant run LHD

Was my first build. Went to non-roadbike-specific-LBS to get the BB and cranks swapped from another frame to this one. Only noticed how hard they had fucked up when I got home.

It's really really difficult to fucked this up, considering the mechanic is usually used to propping the bike up facing driveside to perform service.

Money on new mechanic/kids with spare time.

Let hope they didn't fucked up the BB too.

Nah it's fine. I went back barging in in rage and demanded they change it immediately, then left shouting I'd never come back there again. Did over 10k on the bike since, so no problem.

It's too late for the plants though. Tsss...

is june the month of shit bike concepts ?

^ What's the story?

/.\ /\
didn't mary antionette use one on a horse?

I think you're thinking of the Russian Empress Catherine the Great. Who didn't either, but legend has it that she did.

I think you're thinking of the Russian Empress Catherine the Great. Who didn't either, but legend has it that she did.

thats it!

^ What's the story?

concept to get rid of the saddle...

http://www.bikerumor.com/2014/06/03/ditch-the-saddle-for-a-harness-with-the-new-flying-bike/#more-79535

Oh...

I guessed it might be something to do with the rehabilitation of spinal injury patients.

Which would be cool.

It isn't.

imagine if you fell....

I guessed it might be something to do with the rehabilitation of spinal injury patients.

Looks more like a way to generate more spinal injury patients.

i reckon they use to generate "wedgies"

from the fountain of all things known
" While a wedgie can be created naturally, the term is usually associated with a prank or as a form of bullying. When a person is on the receiving end of a wedgie, his or her underwear is forcibly pulled up by a second person.''
frame maybe an masochistic anti bulling programme?

frame maybe an masochistic anti bulling programme?

Or a mobile sex toy

if so then would rider lower themselves onto the wheel, for arse crack friction?

I think you're thinking of the Russian Empress Catherine the Great. Who didn't either, but legend has it that she did.

that's one hell of a rumour , ay?

if so then would rider lower themselves onto the wheel, for arse crack friction?

damn, that Tester's good

note

"leaves your gusset lemon fresh"

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