Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Eh, nice tattoo I guess...?

Could be worse they sell it in lime/fluoro green/yellow too...

His position's all wrong - slight bend to the back. Could do with a larger frame, although his feet are too big by half. Crow's nose. That street needs close attention - it's a couple of millimetres off his optimum alignment zone. Obvious amateur. He'll never achieve much. Bike deserves better.

At least he's being paid to ride it. People who buy the things have no excuse.

Cross-post from t-rex thread. I've honestly no idea...WHY???

Maybe that's just his wet weather set-up?

You'd know if Biggie Smalls was your false God too - time to bin those Barry Manilow albums and step up.

http://instagram.com/p/m1FZk3QefW/

Honestly, people are liking it…..

That would be so rad with like rotors and restraps.
and brklz obvs

It\s just so stupid.

i visit this thread about 4 or 5 times a year when i can't sleep.

goodnight.

jesus has left the building

I'm quite close to liking that...

rad

That Specialized has to be a wind up doesn't it? I mean black saddle and white grips - straight to anti.

Looks to me like it's a joke amidst a rebuild - front brake not cabled, cassette still on, blah blah blah

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Great bike but as a matter of personal taste I wouldn't paint a dead frog in that colour scheme.

Why would you paint a dead frog in any colour scheme?

That is a dead frog colour scheme.

if you repaint that you will end up with this:

sorry

Panaracer's (32) added to the commuter. Need's shallow drops then will be happy,

http://i.imgur.com/8bKjYsz.jpg Another Reddit special, considering this photo was taken after "500 miles on my trusty steed " its baffling he hasn't noticed his seatpost is the wrong way round.

Edit: Apparently, "its the clamps on the side that make it look backwards", i dont even......

The brake fixing has comedy potential, but the reversed seat clamp is not actually wrong, it's a legitimate option with that type of separate clamp and post. All the cool kids did it before the war, because they were racing on bikes with 70° seat tubes. That frame looks slack enough to warrant a revival of the method.

pre-gastonite