Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

So hoe do you pump it up? A valve extender that you then remove??

Didn't even bother to line up the rim stickers so that the valves are at the same angle though (assuming the front is hidden behind the fork) despite the whole stickering process ostensibly being for porny bike photos.

Edit. Actually looks as if the front valve has been shopped out/isn't there, which is even more absurd.

Lol. I think they're tubs, so it would be difficult not to have the valve and logo lined up. It must be great to be a critic of things you don't fully understand.

I assume the valve is shorter than the rim.

Also this. Just looks as though the rider has left the valve extender in the rear for some strange reason.

So hoe do you pump it up? A valve extender that you then remove??

Yes, this isn't rocket science guys...

So hoe do you pump it up? A valve extender that you then remove??

vom.

What cranks are on that revolting Cinelli build?

Looks like something really cheap, just to shit out the half-digested cherry on the top.

What cranks are on that revolting Cinelli build?

Looks like something really cheap, just to shit out the half-digested cherry on the top.

http://www.leaderbikeusa.com/blog/corsa-track-cranks?p=2203

Calling your Pista crank "Corsa" is pretty much the definition of fail

NAHBS really has reached the nadir of trend chasing shit bikes. Reboot needed.

It's a build from somebody whose priorities were not aesthetics but "individuality".
It's a stupid build: it makes no sense. Why a bent seat tube and huge clearance? Why carbon wheels and integrated HS with steel fork and quill stem lookalike? Why does the paint is only on one side or the rims?
And alternating spoke colours never look good in any circumstances.

Din't notice the alternating spoke.
Now it's a shit build again.

I think he muddled up that fork first and thought it looked interesting. So decided to go interesting all the way.

NAHBS really has reached the nadir of trend chasing shit bikes.

It took you until this year to spot that? I think it pretty much jumped the shark in the first episode.

tester hated before it was cool

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/7/5/9/1/4/5/webimg/729351503_o.jpg?nc=884

This made me lolz

Just because the owner never knew the real pronounce of bianchi :)

put some grips and bar ends on that and it's slave.

the fuck is this for?

slooping, as per urban dictionary

Truly disgusting. Could almost be a Don Walker with that paint/typeface.

Don Walker is on another level

better logo but finished like a british sportscar

Don Walker is on another level
Needs moar Pisti spokecards though.

^^^ bro, do you even photoshop?

Don Walker is on another level