Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

it's actually perfect for it's intended use as a fixed gear time trial bike. ugly as sin yes but not as useless as a track bike with a spinny gear and riser bars going nowhere fast.
that aerospoke wheel is being used for it's aerodynamic properties and seconds saved on a '10' or a '25' not for getting full house on hipster bingo.

it's definitely a hideous bike though.

it looks like a deep sea diving bike.

it look like it's designed to molested the wreck of the Titanic.

ok someone fess up, just found this gem on ebay, http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180349711140&indexURL=0&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting

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£350 at the moment. You'd have to be a bit of a wanker to ride that.

just because of the colours you mean? 'red wine puke metalflake', especially horrible next to those hubs. nice bike otherwise IMO.

£350!?!??! There's some complete muggins' out there

Whichever poor sod buys that bike is going to get so much abuse from forumengers riding past.

"What make is that frame mate?"
"Oh it's a...swagger...I think"
"Wankerrrrr"

However even a precursory google for Swagger Bikes give the classic LFGSS thread as top 2 hits, so whoever does buy it is bringing it one themselves, I guess.

Whichever poor sod buys that bike is going to get so much abuse from forumengers riding past.

"What make is that frame mate?"
"Oh it's a...swagger...I think"
"Wankerrrrr"

However even a precursory google for Swagger Bikes give the classic LFGSS thread as top 2 hits, so whoever does buy it is bringing it one themselves, I guess.

Does OnOneLangster build the frames for Swagger bikes, or does he just take old frames and paint them and build new bikes and brand them 'Swagger?'

The latter.

The latter.

Well, that's kind of lame. But not as lame as the paint work on the bike.

Whichever poor sod buys that bike is going to get so much abuse from forumengers riding past.

"What make is that frame mate?"
"Oh it's a...swagger...I think"
"Wankerrrrr"

However even a precursory google for Swagger Bikes give the classic LFGSS thread as top 2 hits, so whoever does buy it is bringing it one themselves, I guess.

Ah yes, a classic thread:

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread15048.html

Have you noticed how Dean hasn't put 'Swagger' anywhere in the title of his listing or in the details....OR even taken a decent photo of the actual decals/downtube so you can't read it properly....?

despite all of his silly ramblings about "THIS BIKE IS LIMITED TO JUST 1 BEING PRODUCED IN 2009, AND WAS USED AS A PROTOTYPE DISPLAY BIKE." and his use of my favourite term "STEEL TRACK SPECIFIC" and it looking like shit, £350 is not expensive if you look at the parts list.

I love his lifesize stallion (which he probably named dean) and his 'roman/egyptian style' chest or whatever it is!

it's actually perfect for it's intended use as a fixed gear time trial bike.

Yeah you actually wrote that!

(i like how this one was done)

Decent enough parts, shite frame....

^yep,
I didnt think anyone would defecate awesome 531 and make langster geometry frames with it.

dunno if this is a repost but in my eyes this defines anti-porn.
http://www.pedalmafia.com/bike_ups_img/479_1.jpg

http://www.pedalmafia.com/bike_ups_img/479_1.jpg

no anti, no porn but not anti either

weird front brake

dunno if this is a repost but in my eyes this defines anti-porn.
http://www.pedalmafia.com/bike_ups_img/479_1.jpg

so anything that doesn't look like a standard racing bike geometry is anti? I bet people said "what the fuck where you thinking" to lo pros at first too.

not my cuppa beer anyway douuu, nice saddle by the way ;)

looks like its got an aero fairing on the brake.

Does OnOneLangster build the frames for Swagger bikes, or does he just take old frames and paint them and build new bikes and brand them 'Swagger?'

E amiled OOL as an "interested" e bayer and he states catagorically that this is a NEW frame and all new parts.

T..d.. p..

dunno if this is a repost but in my eyes this defines anti-porn.
http://www.pedalmafia.com/bike_ups_img/479_1.jpg

Pure porn in my (rather smutty) book.

...d.e .i.

Nice bars...

http://www.fixedgeargallery.com/2009/apr/6/SMStockhausen.htm#image_2

from above

http://www.pedalmafia.com/bike_ups_img/479_1.jpg