Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

It's an alright wall hanger but I wouldn't be proud of it.
It's over embellished but going for a minimal sleek look? I don't like the blue belt, I don't like the gold BB. I don't like gold (oo-er) but even another colour would probably look like plastic.
The wave on the fork looks a bit quilted too.

I guess the Jurys out though

http://veloibike.ca/en/files/2012/08/tracknoir01.jpg

http://veloibike.ca/en/files/2012/09/classic01.jpg

http://veloibike.ca/en/files/2013/09/fixie.fixedgear.fixed_.track_.velo_.bicycle.ibike_.veloibike.velodepiste.messenger.bike_.nobrakes.blb_.track_.chrome.1.jpg

http://veloibike.ca/en/files/2012/12/piovra1.jpg

http://veloibike.ca/en/files/2012/09/trackvert01.jpg

snowflake laced deep yellow rear wheel is a bold choice.

How do snowflake spoke patterned wheels hold up out of interest?

I can imagine force distribution is quite different, but it may not make a difference to wheel integrity.

They're cack; not really designed to be ridden. Possibly better than a radial rear though

Some of them are broadly fine.

It would be far better than a radial rear. They are daft though.

S'gotta be potatochopped...

Nice winter ride...

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/scattante-single-speed-fixie-road-bike-purple-blue-shimano-orgin-8-godspeed-/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/CwgAAMXQ6DBSD1oY/$T2eC16F,!)0E9s37Fb0mBSD1oYEB)Q~~60_57.JPG

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UK3ybMZXMdg/UZ_wSuP_SUI/AAAAAAABRKs/KsZ1mnqFRn8/s1600/RalfHolleis-VRZ2Track-2xDetail-733782.jpeg

This but cherry red detailing and belt without that gash stem would be so nice

even worse

^ That jersey...

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/scattante-single-speed-fixie-road-bike-purple-blue-shimano-orgin-8-godspeed-/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/CwgAAMXQ6DBSD1oY/$T2eC16F,!)0E9s37Fb0mBSD1oYEB)Q~~60_57.JPG

Holy mother...

It's got something. It's tasteless but in a directed manner, like a classic 80s fashion show.

^ yeah, would

It's so kitsch it's good.

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/scattante-single-speed-fixie-road-bike-purple-blue-shimano-orgin-8-godspeed-/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/CwgAAMXQ6DBSD1oY/$T2eC16F,!)0E9s37Fb0mBSD1oYEB)Q~~60_57.JPG

/r/fixedgearbicycle would love this bike

/r/fixedgearbicycle would love this bike

"Not much, but I love her."

http://cdn.velospace.org/files/kustom-tarck-bike-8286_1.jpg

this paint is so boogie van and def not anti because of good taste and coolness
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u3eAa4rKDMU/TQrBmnBfHsI/AAAAAAAAAfA/G11NCssSQMg/s1600/BoogieVan.jpg

Those chainrings doe

...flowers?

Ow dear

Not that bad. I mean, if a girl owns it it's pretty badass.

All weight weenie cliches present and correct, but that makes it equally likely that somebody would have posted it in porn as here; really, it probably belongs in neither, might do well in the 'meh' thread.