Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

He is the leader of the pack!

He is the leader of the pack!

Ba-dum, tish!!!

He is the leader of the pack!

That video was awful!!!

Why do so many people feel the need to have neon frames and/or brightly colored deep-vees?

WTF dude?
Some people like colour. Some people don't want everything to be black or silver. Some people have different opinions to you. Some people want their bike to stand out, to be one of a kind.

Does it really matter why?

Thankfully not every bike looks the same. Its more liberating then living in a world like that of THX 1138.

I like brightly coloured bikes, I like bright colours. I'm bored of every thing and every one being beige / grey / black / silver. Who wants to be a clone. Let those who want to not be confused with you not be. I'm sure you'd rather not be associated with them. The colour of their rims may rub off on your coat or summit, and that would be a fuckin NIGHTMARE for you right?

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I'm sorry, but I'm getting a little fucked off with the closed mindedness of so many people on this forum.

+1 i have drab bikes, i don't want a white to pink via yellow fade but i fucking love that some people do. makes commutes more interesting. keep it up harry!

I DO want a pink & yellow fade!

I've got a White bike and a Black bike, but I really want Harry's new frame!

more fades more fades. i love the fade on i think it was dogsballs old dave yates? that was a lovely fade. fade porn thread please.

Anti, but HOW MUCH FUN!!! :)

why are they anti?

they look awesome

mindfuck in the first pic - look at the black guy at the fronts feet, where is he standing (i figured it out but was mind fucked for a few seconds)

the second picture.. look at the guy standing behind bicycle #3.. to the right hand side

looks like he's riding a tiny bike with no bars

what the fuck is this event? obviously it's awesome but need more info.

why at the left is there 2 fat guys riding kids bmxs?
its all mental!
america?

I'm not talking about the fat dudes.. I'm talking about the naked dude

Haha! No it's not really anti, but didn't think it'd go down too well in Porn.

Info:

Choppercabras Halloween 08

Choppercabras 7th annual Halloween ride is a bicycle event unparalleled in all of Los Angeles, perhaps all the globe! Bicycles bashed, blood spilled, hot dogs eaten (this time tacos perhaps) , 2 wheeled mayhem unlike anything you’ve ever seen! (unless you’ve been to one of these before.) And it’s all free!

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I'm not talking about the fat dudes.. I'm talking about the naked dude

Naked dude is the BMX Bullring Master!

I DO want a pink & yellow fade!

Oi! Get fucked, don't need any more ;-)

YouTube - Fixie 101

Almost every bike on it.
Couple of okay ones though.

i feel like i've just had all of fix gear gallery uploaded into my brain in an 'i know kung fu' kind of way.

WTF dude?
Some people like colour. Some people don't want everything to be black or silver. Some people have different opinions to you. Some people want their bike to stand out, to be one of a kind.

Does it really matter why?

Thankfully not every bike looks the same. Its more liberating then living in a world like that of THX 1138.

I like brightly coloured bikes, I like bright colours. I'm bored of every thing and every one being beige / grey / black / silver. Who wants to be a clone. Let those who want to not be confused with you not be. I'm sure you'd rather not be associated with them. The colour of their rims may rub off on your coat or summit, and that would be a fuckin NIGHTMARE for you right?

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I'm sorry, but I'm getting a little fucked off with the closed mindedness of so many people on this forum.

It was a rhetorical question and you know it... take a big pill and relax.

The funny thing is... many of these bikes you're defending as illustrations of individuality do look exactly the same (ok, slight variation in color, but beyond that it's the same "styling" again and again, and again, ad nauseum).

That said, whatever... do whatever you want, ride whatever color deepvees you want, whatever. I'll still want to vomit.

With my luck I will vomit... all over my feet; yuck!

Oi! Get fucked, don't need any more ;-)

I know I know! (racking my brain how to do an original paint job and not piss you two off ;)

Haha... wave your freak flag high people!

It was a rhetorical question and you know it... take a big pill and relax.

The funny thing is... many of these bikes you're defending as illustrations of individuality do look exactly the same (ok, slight variation in color, but beyond that it's the same "styling" again and again, and again, ad nauseum).

That said, whatever... do whatever you want, ride whatever color deepvees you want, whatever. I'll still want to vomit.

With my luck I will vomit... all over my feet; yuck!

rhetorical or not, you deserved the answer you got.

If you say so... I'll stand by my original statement: I find many of the bikes in that stupid-ass video completely nauseating.

If that makes you unhappy... I don't know what to tell you.

T_M, you're coming across as a right tit