Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Lovely.

^^ That's a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a puzzle. Also, where's my sledgehammer. Flipping heck....why would you even...AGH

Anti? really? well apart from the silly grip.

Thats not too bad apollo, perhaps the stem needs slamming but looks ok

Wouldn't mind it too much but the stem and rear wheel were the icing...

Are those prosthetic legs, which she removes before mounting her bike?

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Needs TT bars.

Cork plugs for the valves? Hm?

Also no seatpost showing at all? A frame size too small perchance?

Rear wheel gives me shivers its so hideous.

Leg warmers protect from low level shivers...

Wasn't this for sale somewhere, for quite a kingly some to boot!

Cork plugs for the valves? Hm?

Also no seatpost showing at all? A frame size too small perchance?

Methinks someone established their standover height whilst wearing crazy heels.

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I'm done with the internet for today...
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I love that.

Porn surely?

I love that. Not exactly porn, but I love that.

Ftfy!

Anti, they copied the red from somewhere.

Ftfy!

Fair point, but still.

T Rex build, ugly forks, ugly logo, and I have an intense dislike for extended seat tubes.

^ Marianne Vos' steed. Aside from the fugly chainring and slippy bar tape, it doesn't strike me as any more ugly as most crabon fibre bikes.

the gold dura ace decals on rims dont offend you?

and the fact that no gold matches other