Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Thats a Kestral tri frame wearing drops. Its just a step away from a 'soft-ride'.

Ugly admittedly.

Thats an accident waiting to happen?

No, it's a Kestrel. They have been in the crabon fribé bike business pretty much as long as anybody, and their missing seat tube was a signature design for years without attracting any reputation for failure.

As triathlon specialists their are bound to be overly keen with the ugly stick.

I'm eagerly awaiting a new TT bike inspired Transformers range.

That there above is so ugly I actually would, there's a certain "I don't care about your snotty opinion" riding something that's ugly by design.

I'm eagerly awaiting a new TT bike inspired Transformers range.

That there above is so ugly I actually would, there's a certain "I don't care about your snotty opinion" riding something that's ugly by design.

Looks like the work of an obsessive weight weenie triathlete.

Looks like the work of a genius weight weenie triathlete.

ftfy

Looks like the work of an obsessive weight weenie triathlete.

The ultimate combination of awful cycling tropes

EDIT: No offence SF

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/Vintage-road-bike-HVZ-Sport-58cm-CAMPAGNOLO-Tri-Spoke-/00/s/ODUzWDEyODA=/z/TwIAAOxynRRSRFr2/$T2eC16dHJG!FFmu9KpDvBSRFr2BQvg~~60_12.JPG

its more the picture angle what makes it anti

http://www.statebicycle.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=wutangbike

I feel so bad putting something related to Wu tang in anti, but its ugly

Talking of Brooks on modern frames saw this parked outside the office yesterday...

Nothing wrong with that. When broke in they are the most comfortable saddle by far,

^^ hhsb>>>

Surly an odd choice of frame for a sled build. With a tighter fork would have a nice slope on the TT....

They having a foffing laugh?

#slamdatstem

Robocopmeltingacidscene.jpg

Foff off!

As if "MUSCLE FRAME" and "FIVE BLADE RIM RACING VERSION" technologies weren't enough, thankfully it also comes in fixie baby blue, bumblebee, and a like totally funky pink/black...

http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Free-Shipping-New-Arrival-Racing-Fixed-Gear-Sports-Field-Track-Vehicle-Bike-Bicycle-Muscle-Frame-5/1325029050.html#

Oh god, there's more...

http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/Free-shipping-NEW-1-piece-lot-Fixed-Gear-Bike-DIY-Colors-Carbon-steel-bicycle-Wind-disk/1364905596.html

"7-speed fixed gear bike with coaster brake and...high quality derailleur"

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/7-Speed-Fixed-Gear-Bike-700X23C-Wheel-High-Tensile-Steel-Frame-High-Quality-Derailleur-Fashion-Color/751347164.html

It hurts it hurts so very much!

Aha, oh guys, I'm sorry, but one more...

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-shipping-1-piece-lot-Aluminum-Fixed-Gear-Bike-Riding-backwards-50mm-Rims-Double-flywheel/1339622979.html

" Brakes: Brake backwards and Riding backwards
Prevent bacteria, prevent slippery handle"

http://www.flickr.com/photos/presskind/9803138073/in/set-72157635620882093

german hippidy hop... by the way, hate here (may it be German-English grammar of the publisher or the hiphop build of this Colnago Dream): http://www.goldsprint.de/index.php/2013/09/19/colnago-dream/#respond