Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

^ mega blast from the past.

is that somekind of celebretee?

Alfa Romeo bicycle to go with their new C4 model:
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/1663/42nh.jpg

Too much going on and a general lack of style and finesse, shame :/

Looks better than some car manufacturers' efforts!

srs?

looks horrendous.... all over the shop.

How can they get it so right on the one hand, and so wrong on the other.

And forget to photoshop out the white between the saddle and rails.

But that is seriously an abomination.

What is that sticking out of the back?
Where are the shifters?
What position do you have to be riding in to be able to brake?
Is it possible to get the saddle level?
A fucking Aerospoke?!?

Gianni Motta The Care Bears Edition

needs pink bartape, tubes and saddle. pink pedal straps and chainring are already there

^that's awesome... I believe he crashed it.

http://blog.interbike.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/1980_0_gt-golden-zaskar.jpg

got nicked at interbike

(sory if that goes massive)

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00676/gold-bike404_676294c.jpg

for £9k

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-U3M2HoLaR0g/UjBazs3-dPI/AAAAAAAABLc/rhKfGUzJ3Ok/s640/colnago.jpg

come outside

If I won the lottery I'd get a lifetime's supply of millionaire's shortbread and a solid gold bike.

^ I heard gold is pretty flexy better be prepared for a 25KG bike :P

Gold is pretty retro, no? Quite the hit at high-end show bikes in 70s/80s, I've seen gold plated Ciocc on e-bay.

Anything gold on a bike = go straight to anti, do not pass go, do not collect 200 dorrah.

Q: Did anybody ever try to put faux/real gems on a bike? I googled it and...

http://most-expensive.com/bicycle

http://www.aurumania.com/press/pictures/goldbikecrystal/Logo_90.jpg (too big to embed)

Hrm...

Not sure about the rest of the bike, but tht seat is fucking awesome.

Ouch

Harsh but true :(

It's only my beater! last time it saw daylight is when i took that pic

#lifestooshorttorideshitbikes

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It's not shit?

Fuck off with your feeble nerg power.

In the scheme of things, it's a bit shit, but, it's a beater, hence the winky smiley...

and its a bit harsh putting my beater in anti porn, so nerg i will

For a beater it rides pretty damn good...