Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

A&P will suck your bag of dicks, but only if you learn to align your tyre logos with your valves!

Ermmm :/ rather not

This is how sexy it used to look.

Sad times.
whoever did that should be castrated.

Is he on here? Wasnt that a forum track machine?

used to belong to Hoops

Messyrage is the new owner I think.

messyrage / chrispcock ...

The bike is a fucking state now.

Put aerospoke style wheel on front, then adds mega winddrag at back by putting in a library worth of A4 spoke "cards".

Shame of what used to be lovely.

Meh, no worse than having a trispoke and riding with a baggy hoodie on.

At least the dude taking the pic had his hat on backwards for maximum aeros.

http://www.bikecafe.org/gestione_centralizzata/wp-content/themes/shopperpress_7_1_3_vip/thumbs/WILIER_pontevecchio_lime.jpg (too big to link)

Bought by friend of mine. I mumbled something about replace with silver chain, haven't the heart to tell him it's, to me, badly anti until some of the coloured parts have been swapped with silver/black.

It's a good enough frame though. What do youse think, am I too harsh or is it really yucky?

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It's a good enough frame though.

Good enough for what?

Good enough for what?

Good enough to go head to head against a Foffa Prima, of course.

everything is wrong here.

Good enough for what?

Seen it up close it's well made. Welds are clean, fork looks good. So good enough as in not anti (if you like the green that is...)

I found out there's a fuchsia version with a blue chain too. Erggh ...

"Everything is wrong here."

Been staring on that photo for 5 min in order to find something, a molecule, an atom or even a single particle placed right... In one respect I find it harsh to blame it on the individual atoms, let alone protons, neutrons, and electrons, but at the end of the day I have to agree, everything is just wrong.

on ebay for a snip at $3,890..

Dose any one know what front tyre that is? i see Kenda but i can't make out which one

ugly as fuck, but id ride it with a stupid smile on my face

http://www.bikeradar.com/mtb/gallery/article/weird-and-wonderful-gallery-eurobike-2013-38290/32

What's wrong with spokes...or nice lines on a frame...

getting too old for this "new" shit

That saddle...and do I spot brake levers but no brakes...?

Must be for lols^ i sure hope so.

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This monstrosity is currently locked up outside my office

^ We need a Royal Society for the Protection of Bikes...

i am a fuckwit spammer who will not last long here

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Kill him kill him with fire